What are you drinking?

[Chauncey Gardener]

There's a missed opportunity to rhyme swine and feline in here somewhere...

Work on that and get back to us. 👍👍

 

[IMA SOL MAN]

At the swine and feline you'll think you're drinking turpentine. It won't be long until you are supine, snoring like a swine, drunk on turpentine.

 

[Kestrel]

Hot chocolate

 

[Monocrom]

The tears of my slain enemies!

 

[Rossymeister]

Cheerwine in a glass bottle

 

[LuxLuthor]

Freshly roasted, freshly ground Nicaraguan coffee.

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

More water. It's not as easy during the Winter months.

 

[bykfixer]

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

The top of the container reads (in big, bold type) - Orange Mango

The bottom of the container reads (in not so big or bold type) - Orange Mango Flavored .....

 

[bluflaam777]

"other natural flavors" is FDA code for beaver-butt juice.
Just like "natural colors" is bug goo

No one wants to drink beaver-butt juice mixed with bug goo. doesn't have the same ring

 

[bluflaam777]

Cheerwine in a glass bottle

I haven't had that in years. Can't find it around here.

 

[dc38]

"other natural flavors" is FDA code for beaver-butt juice.
Just like "natural colors" is bug goo

No one wants to drink beaver-butt juice mixed with bug goo. doesn't have the same ring

In my worst southern accent..."Al havvuh vunilluh *** kreem..."

 

[Kestrel]

Black tea

 

[Kestrel]

Red wine

 

[Chauncey Gardener]

Red wine

But is it red red wine?

 

[dc38]

 

[IMA SOL MAN]

But is it red red wine?

I call:

 

[Wasgrou]

yogurt

 

[dc38]

Today? At this time? The government cheese flavored koolaid.

 

[yearnslow]

Gin and tonic......Obviously.