Wait.
I'm going to wait for all the early adopters to buy them up, then sell them on the sales board.
Then I'm going to buy 'em all up. Cheap. You heard me. All of them.
I'm then going to cut the ends off them and weld then into a continuous tube several hundred feet long. I'll fill the tube with CR2s in series.
I'll put a HUGE LED array on the end of it. Huge I say.
I'll use that to threaten to bore a hole to the earth's core. I will be able to get the depth exactly right, because I'll leave the volume control on the end. If it were a Fenix control, I'd either be too deep or too shallow. Titanium is ideal for the extra strength. Steel would be too heavy to carry.
Object? Blackmail. I'd start a volcano in New York City or maybe even Iowa if my demands weren't met. No, there would be no self destruct button on it. No clickies, remember?
I'd then retire to my uncharted island underground fortress, guarded by 10,000 black clad Darth Vader look-alikes. Ian Fleming would then feature me in a book. Halle Berry would be my aide, in the uniform of the day - skin tight spandex and high heels of course.
Ugh. I need some sleep