scalpel_ninja
Flashlight Enthusiast
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Used my Elzetta Alpha with a de-domed 519A on low to light up some poorly lit shelves and glass cases in an antique store.
If you used a green light, how did you see the grass?. ... j/kThis morning I was outside watering the lawn, I know it sounds nutty to water the lawn in the dark. Hear me out, you always water the lawn when its the coolest part of the day so the ground can absorb the water without evaporating. So I used a surefire a2 aviator with green leds to navigate my work.
Long, long ago, in the time before LED's, my girlfriend and I were parked in a grove of trees located on the farthest point of a medium-sized college campus. I was a high school senior, she a junior. During the course of the evening, articles of clothing had somehow become separated from their approved locations. Whilst so disrobed and engaged in vigorous sport we failed to notice the approach of a campus security vehicle. The trees at this spot were very densely planted, and the campus security guy couldn't see what was going on through the trees. He was approaching from the main campus ring road, and could only approach to about 200 feet of our location. I had driven into the grove via a service road running behind the baseball field dugouts, which fortunately for me offered an avenue of escape. The campus guy got out of his car, Maglite at the ready. My girlfriend spotted him first. The frenzy motivating our exit resulted in the most comical antics involving driving while dressing (or at least trying to). That was my first and last encounter with campus security.So, I get to work last night. Checking the usual gates technically before the start of my shift, since those are just easier to do when I first pull into the parking lot. I'm near the now infamous West wall that you all know about. Well, away from the wall (about one complete row back) I see a sedan that definitely looks unfamiliar. Sandwiched in-between a long Transport van, and an NYPD black Ford Explorer SUV. Both of those are authorized to park there. Then I see the vehicle, with its headlights on BTW, is a rockin.'
Well, guess who came a knockin'! Knockin' on their rear driver's door! And no, it wasn't the Raven. But someone ended up getting laid "nevermore" that night! Eagtac P200LR on high mode in hand.
Things got serious for awhile there though. While the fully naked dude looked to be easily in his mid. 20s, the fully naked girl looked underaged! She looked 12 year-old! Yes, naked guy now had a big burly, scary-looking dude who looks like the psycho from the film "Full Metal Jacket" yelling at him loud enough that the entire surrounding neighborhood could hear, that I better see some I.D. for the girl! Or, he's going to prison for a very long time! At that point, the girl reaches for her shorts, and taps on the glass from inside, while on her knees on the backseat. Screaming that she has I.D., as she's pressing her Driver's license against the glass. I've seen enough fake I.D.s to spot one instantly. Thankfully for the naked dude, her I.D. was legit, and showed she was 19 years-old.
Honestly, she was very skinny, short, and had a baby-face. Literally looked no older than 12. I yelled at him to get going since he was trespassing on Private property; and to NEVER return. Oh, he complied very quickly. His date was seriously ticked off. Not at me though! She was yelling at him that she didn't even want to come here, and demanded he drive her home as she started getting dressed while still in the backseat.
So.... How was your night?
Paradise by the dashboard light?Long, long ago, in the time before LED's, my girlfriend and I were parked in a grove of trees located on the farthest point of a medium-sized college campus. I was a high school senior, she a junior. During the course of the evening, articles of clothing had somehow become separated from their approved locations. Whilst so disrobed and engaged in vigorous sport we failed to notice the approach of a campus security vehicle. The trees at this spot were very densely planted, and the campus security guy couldn't see what was going on through the trees. He was approaching from the main campus ring road, and could only approach to about 200 feet of our location. I had driven into the grove via a service road running behind the baseball field dugouts, which fortunately for me offered an avenue of escape. The campus guy got out of his car, Maglite at the ready. My girlfriend spotted him first. The frenzy motivating our exit resulted in the most comical antics involving driving while dressing (or at least trying to). That was my first and last encounter with campus security.
Apparently not!Paradise by the dashboard light?
Yes, a friend of mine who works for the county Sherriff's office, explained his frustration about a criminal he was escorting to jail, who exclaimed... "No biggie. Three hot's and a cot!"While some are scared of the police, most are happy to see them! Why? Because if they refuse to comply, but don't get aggressive or violent, they know they'll get arrested. Translation = Free meal + safe place to stay for the night. Especially if it's raining in the middle of Summer. (Roof over their head + air-conditioning.) Some have given up completely. For them, getting arrested is a blessing.