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Oh it got worse! So, I did a bit of digging. Come to find out that racoon was spotted at the Security desk and the backroom behind the desk 3 Weeks Ago!!! Not just a few days ago as I was initially told. And, guess who decided to come looking for food at the Security desk after his 3 week hiatus! I'm sitting there, and I hear an odd low-pitched, occasional light clicking sound. Very odd. It slowly gets louder. Something is wrong. Now I'm looking around, trying to see where it's coming from. Next thing I know, the three rows of two filing cabinets on top of each other behind the Security desk shudder as if someone slammed into the back of them, while driving a compact car at 10mph. It's the racoon!
Back of the long desk has a hollow that stretches from one end to the other. That's where the wires go for the computers, the monitors, the fax machine, etc. But only about half of the area is covered up. Then I see him, poking his big fat head out from the wall. He's behind a metal display. Sitting on top of a non-functioning keyboard. What do we have below the keyboard? Several different log books.... Including the one I grabbed literally a couple of minutes ago to call in an Alarm test. That keyboard is literally at crotch level. He slowly scurries out because he's fat and slow. Knocks over a bunch of books, one of the chargers, and one of the two-way radios. Scares himself, then jumps back into the wall, behind the Security desk.
Out comes my Eagtac P200LR (which I spent a good chunk of my shift charging up). And, I light him up. It's getting hot! I don't care! He scurries off to the right. I think he was trying to leave. Great! One HUGE issue.... That section of the desk, does have a false wall in front of the Hollow. So, he gets stuck there! So he's big, slow, and stupid. Lovely. Okay, I really don't want to fry the LED in my Eagtac. The light actually is a personal favorite. Quite frankly, it's what SureFire should have created as the LED upgrade to its inca. E2E model. Though being a SureFire, it would have better build-quality and much more impressive checkering. But okay, out comes my back-up light. My 2AAA Powertac Sabre. My default back-up light that has never let me down. I've got Eneloops in it. So now, I'm using that light to keep an eye on this critter. What do I see next?
He grabs a dirty, black, lint ball off the back wall of the Security desk. Holds it in his paws, and literally eats it in front of me! Okay, yeah; no. I'm fed up. Screw this! I grab the other two-way radio. (Even though I can't call Maintenance because it's frickin' Labor Day, and they have the day off while I'm at work.) Grab my jacket, my work-bag, a few other items; and relocate to the elevated dining area several yards away. I sit there, and I watch and wait for about an hour and 20 minutes. There's a small open area that he has to pass through to either leave or run into the backroom. So I'm waiting. Sitting and waiting. No way I can miss his GIANT fluffie tail headed into the backroom, or his head poking out from the side of the desk.
That sommabeach never came out! Although, he did stop making noise. I'm like, "Did he fall asleep on me?!" About this time, the alcoholic who somehow kept his driver's license and job, walks in. Not being a scumbag, I warn him not to go back there! Then I volunteer to get the keys he needs from the backroom. Oh! You know my Eagtac was switched on for that mission. Mission goes off just fine. (Yeah, he also knew about the racoon but also never told me.) Why did I help him? I'm not sure either. About 10 minutes later, my relief comes in. I tell him everything. Apparently he's not scared of rabies. So, I decide to dig a bit.
Something took place during my shift that made two things clear. One, a lot more people in the building knew about the racoon than just Security, and Maintenance. Two, perhaps not all of my Security co-workers knew about our unwanted furry guest. Verified the first one, found out that two of the other Security guards didn't know, yet. One of them being The New Guy. Oh but the rest of them absolutely did and kept their mouths shut.... going back 3 weeks!!!
Tune in for Tomorrow's shift, same topic; maybe at a different time. Seriously, I feel like grabbing my Cold Steel Assegai spear and going head-hunting. No, not for the racoon. But since I have an elderly mother to take care of, I guess I'll keep my spear tucked away; at home.