Whose CPF signature lines have influenced / amused you the most?

[Paul_in_Maryland]

I'm sure I'll think of more, but here are two to start the thread off:

I've been most influenced by...

• Run time is overrated. (who?)

I've been most amused by...

• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (SilverFox)

 

[scout24]

Paul- "Runtime is overrated" is mrartillery... I'll have to give my favorites some thought.

 

[Flying Turtle]

I remember when I first joined CPF Bernie's sig line always gave me a chuckle.

"My shoes are too tight. But it doesn't matter, because I have forgotten how to dance."

Geoff

 

[mrartillery]

Paul- "Runtime is overrated" is mrartillery... I'll have to give my favorites some thought.

Yup its me!

 

[umc]

JNewell would be one.

Everytime I see all those lights in his sig line it influences me to buy more lights. :thumbsup:

 

[mvyrmnd]

Well, mine still makes me giggle.

It might be a little narcissistic to post my own sig, but I can't remember anyone elses!

 

[Kestrel]

Well, mine still makes me giggle.

Yes, your sig definitely gives me a lot of amusement.

BTW, OP, you might like to have a 'mod' move your thread to the \Cafe subforum.

 

[tolkaze]

See below

 

[nbp]

Kaichu Dento's sig quoting marduke:

Marduke - Solitaire...I've seen matches which are brighter AND have a longer runtime.

 

[sjmack]

Kaichu Dento's sig quoting marduke:

Marduke - Solitaire...I've seen matches which are brighter AND have a longer runtime.

That's the one I always enjoy

 

[kaichu dento]

Kaichu Dento's sig quoting marduke:

Marduke - Solitaire...I've seen matches which are brighter AND have a longer runtime.

That's the one I always enjoy

That's the one I was going to add! Everytime I think of replacing it I read it again and laugh out loud! Marduke's responsible for God only knows how many Solitaire converts!

 

[skyfire]

LOLOL:lolsign: its been a few minutes and im still laughing!

great thread!:twothumbs

 

[DM51]

As Kestrel says, this belongs in the Cafe. Moving it now...

 

[RAGE CAGE]

I remember when I first joined CPF Bernie's sig line always gave me a chuckle.

"My shoes are too tight. But it doesn't matter, because I have forgotten how to dance."

Geoff

Avatar and CPF name nominee as far as influenced would be....

Flying Turtle aka Geoff- because he seems so even keeled, laid back and positive- like I picture a sea turtle to be gliding thru the ocean without a care in the world. He is so cool he doesn't even need a signature line.

Wish I could change mine- I am not an angry person by nature and Rage Cage is actually a nickname for Kyle Gass from Tenacious D-that and a lot of people think caps lock equals shouting- would change it if I could but it appears I am just stuck with it- oh well- such is life.
Cheers!

 

[was.lost.but.now.found]

It's not a signature, but it's a one liner I should put in my signature, and it also happens to be from Marduke.

Here's the setup; it's from one of his "Will it crush?" videos on Youtube. He's got some cheap $0.50 POS flashlight that he's getting ready to place in an industrial press (I don't know what the actual thing is called. But he always has batteries in with the light on so you can see when the light finally goes out and the light is without a doubt dead. So after the light and batteries are completely flattened he says, in reference to the batteries, "No they're don't match. No I don't care" as if someone from CPF would give him a hard time about putting matched batteries in a light that was about to be destroyed.

 

[Paul_in_Maryland]

My old sig line included, "LEDs impress; incans satisfy." That mantra kept me in the hotwire camp for years.

 

[AnAppleSnail]

"Nocturnal creatures have to see in the dark, one way or another."

 

[OCD]

The one that says something to the effect of walk a mile in a man's shoes before you criticize him...that way you have a mile head start and have his shoes!

Words of wisdom!

 

[mrartillery]

The one that says something to the effect of walk a mile in a man's shoes before you criticize him...that way you have a mile head start and have his shoes!

Words of wisdom!

+1, thats the one I was trying to think of yesterday, don't remember who's it is but it always makes me laugh.

 

[funkymonkey1111]

never read the signatures