Words to Live By.

nbp

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"If it comes out of your body, it should never go back into your body." -Mom
 

mvyrmnd

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"The Universe is large, there's lots of stuff to think about" - Dr. Karl

"Who let the dogs out?" - The Baha Men

"What this thing needs is more power" - Tim Allen
 

DaveTheDude

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"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over." Fudd's First Law of Opposition.
-- Firesign Theatre

"It goes up, it must come down." Teslicles Corollary to Fudd's First Law.
-- Firesign Theatre
 

jtr1962

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"What goes in must come out." (These were my mom's favorite words whenever we wanted another pet)

"(Insert your choice of impossible task) is like herding cats"
 

mvyrmnd

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A three year old is the only thing in the universe that can breach the first law of thermodynamics
 

mvyrmnd

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Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups... or small groups... or individually...
 

EZO

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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

~Steven Wright
 

Monocrom

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"Stupidity is doing the same thing, the exact same way 1000 times; and actually expecting a different result than the same one gotten the last 999 times." ~ Anonymous

(Also, the one in my Sig line.)
 

mvyrmnd

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"Stupidity is doing the same thing, the exact same way 1000 times; and actually expecting a different result than the same one gotten the last 999 times." ~ Anonymous

(Also, the one in my Sig line.)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.

"If at first you don't succeed, stop. Think about it. Then try another way."

The amalgamation of those sentiments.
 
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