Words to Live By.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

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Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.

 

[1nterceptor]

"Be the change that you want to see in the world" - Gandhi.

 

[nbp]

"If it comes out of your body, it should never go back into your body." -Mom

 

[mvyrmnd]

"The Universe is large, there's lots of stuff to think about" - Dr. Karl

"Who let the dogs out?" - The Baha Men

"What this thing needs is more power" - Tim Allen

 

[DaveTheDude]

"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over." Fudd's First Law of Opposition.
-- Firesign Theatre

"It goes up, it must come down." Teslicles Corollary to Fudd's First Law.
-- Firesign Theatre

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It only wastes your time, and annoys the pig.

 

[jtr1962]

"What goes in must come out." (These were my mom's favorite words whenever we wanted another pet)

"(Insert your choice of impossible task) is like herding cats"

 

[mvyrmnd]

A three year old is the only thing in the universe that can breach the first law of thermodynamics

 

[Lite_me]

He has a face for radio.

 

[sticktodrum]

"You should never ever doubt what nobody is sure about." -Willy Wonka

 

[mvyrmnd]

Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups... or small groups... or individually...

 

[thedoc007]

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."

-Unknown

 

[Swede74]

"Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse."

 

[PhotonWrangler]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.

 

[thedoc007]

"Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse."

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.

Great ones, I actually cracked up when I saw these. Love it!

 

[PhotonWrangler]

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

-Elanor Roosevelt.

 

[MrDog]

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

 

[EZO]

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

~Steven Wright

 

[Monocrom]

"Stupidity is doing the same thing, the exact same way 1000 times; and actually expecting a different result than the same one gotten the last 999 times." ~ Anonymous

(Also, the one in my Sig line.)

 

[mvyrmnd]

"Stupidity is doing the same thing, the exact same way 1000 times; and actually expecting a different result than the same one gotten the last 999 times." ~ Anonymous

(Also, the one in my Sig line.)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.

"If at first you don't succeed, stop. Think about it. Then try another way."

The amalgamation of those sentiments.