Here's some terminology to help us men understand women better....... Use it wisely
<font color="red"> FINE </font>
<font color="blue">This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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<font color="red"> FIVE MINUTES </font>
<font color="blue">If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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<font color="red"> NOTHING </font>
<font color="blue"> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
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<font color="red"> GO AHEAD </font>
<font color="blue"> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
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<font color="red"> LOUD SIGH </font>
<font color="blue"> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
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<font color="red"> THAT'S OKAY </font>
<font color="blue"> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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<font color="red"> THANKS </font> <font color="blue"> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
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Take it in guys..... Its starting to make sense now isn't it?
<font color="red"> FINE </font>
<font color="blue">This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
</font>
<font color="red"> FIVE MINUTES </font>
<font color="blue">If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
</font>
<font color="red"> NOTHING </font>
<font color="blue"> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
</font>
<font color="red"> GO AHEAD </font>
<font color="blue"> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
</font>
<font color="red"> LOUD SIGH </font>
<font color="blue"> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
</font>
<font color="red"> THAT'S OKAY </font>
<font color="blue"> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
</font>
<font color="red"> THANKS </font> <font color="blue"> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
</font>
Take it in guys..... Its starting to make sense now isn't it?
