DieselDave
Super Moderator,
This is a .wav file. It is 1 mb in size, is funny (at least to me) and holds a lot of truth. It came to me in an e-mail so I saved it to my website.
http://www.dieselsuburbans.com/USMCANSWERINGMACHINE.wav
http://www.dieselsuburbans.com/USMCANSWERINGMACHINE.wav