Just for some evil fun, lets create the "assault flashlight"

I was thinking this morning (yes, i know, dangerous move...) about how to create a flashlight that *could* be used as a weapon, beyond being used as a club, i figured lets let our evil side run rampant, the only rule here is no firearm style projectile weapons can be in the flashlight, pepper spray is okay
lets just say this would ne a "no holds barred" "less than lethal" weapon for our millitary/LEO, those people who put their lives on the line for us...

lets start off with a canister of *bear* pepper spray in the butt end of the light, then add into the front of the light a 100mW laser emitter (perfect for boiling eyes) and a ring of true UV LED's (to cause vision damage/cataracts)around the outer edge of the reflector bezel

on the outside of the bezel, put a nasty "slash bezel" with lots of evil, sharp, pointy protrusions

okay, take it from there, i figure this is a good starting point

UV lasers to create conductive ionized air paths, backed up by a stun-gun power supply.

532nM green DPSS laser, about 500mW, but with a beam dia of about 3", flashing at the rate that creates the greatest neurological disruption.

Those nasty pointy bits should double as taser studs. The UV isn't worth the trouble.

Ken_McE said:

Those nasty pointy bits should double as taser studs. The UV isn't worth the trouble.

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true, but the point of the thread is to make the most excessive, over the top assault light possible, so overkill is *encouraged*

i like the idea of electrical arcs between the Nasty Pointy Bits (NPB's)

Hrmmm, bomb pumped X-Ray Laser?
Mace with flashlight inside?

It's gotta be something like an 8-10D for length. If it's gonna be an 'assault' flashlight, it's gotta have 'high capacity' in the 'magazine.'

Pattern the head like a mace, with opening at the tip for the reflector. Have some kind of freon shrieker horn built in there somehow. Or maybe the thing just plays heavy metal licks while you bash.

Have fold out (spring loaded?) type bayonet for the 'butt' of the weapon, like the chi-com rifles have.

Just clamp a G17 to it.

How about a large SV30 TID head that's 4 inches long and sharpened to a point?

Make it fire out of a mortor or cannon, and just shoot it at someone. lol.

Been there, done that. Mr. Bulk made his whacking stick, and then someone posted a photo of a mace (as in medieval weapon) Mag-Lite, and then there's this:

Commando Flashlight II with taser and 130dB alarm, available at Target!

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.htm...523340-1928902?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B0006BB9XK

Hmm, 400 lumen strobe mode that flashes at 20hz :naughty:

1/8" thick Stainless steel barrel (for )

Acid. It should squirt acid. And automatically start jamming cell phone signals when you turn it on, so they can't call for help.

Needs to be ninja tactical, too. Really, really tactical.

I have an "Assault & Batteries" barrel to.

it should also have a Bee Launcher, a *Rabid Bee* Launcher (the bees are rabid, not the launcher)....

how could i forget such a simple addition, i blame it on lack of caffiene....

Make sure the laser version can be mounted on a shark.

windshield wipers


You guys are hillarious!!

I hope Roth sees this thread. :naughty: How about a 4D that doubles as a mortar tube and a 6D rocket launcher.

Larry

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