Haha Alex. Nice try. But change the "flashlight" to "money, perfume, chocolates, clothes, shoes....."
Back to the original topic, I have seen people shining lights into the water at night to catch shrimps/squids. These glow nicely under the light and are, of course, stupid enough to swim to the bait. For shrimps just scoop them out of the water.
For the squid......
Wait for it to bite, and when you start reeling in the line......
Get the hell out of there!
Cause its gonna squirt ink all over like a 4th july firework. :naughty: