Best bumper stickers you've seen ? > >

( let's DO keep this as clean as possible so we don't get LOCKED & BANNED )

I have two favorites :

The first wasn't a bumper sticker.........

it was a tiny label on the drivers side window of an expensive Kenworth semi........
You had to climb up on the side and be REAL CLOSE to see it.........


It read :

>> If you value your LIFE....as much as I value this TRUCK.../... DON'T F*** with it ! <<



The second was a bumper sticker that said :

WARNING : the driver of this vehicle carries less than $20 worth of AMMUNITION !



u got any to top that ? ...........



don't get gross.......if it ain't clean / don't post it .
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One I saw and want:

We thrive on confusion

STRIP MINING PREVENTS FOREST FIRES

A couple I've seen that stand out in my mind:

My other car is a locomotive.

If you are close enough to read this then you're an a**hole.

Never mind the baby, gun on board.

A collection of over 2,000 clever bumper stickers can be viewed at this web site:

http://maxmatic.com/bumperwise/bumperwise_index.htm

I laughed out loud when I saw.

"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a moving vehicle."

The best bumper sticker I've seen was on the back of a woman's electric wheelchair:

HOW'S MY DRIVING?
CALL 1-800-EAT-S***

Unfortunately, the best I've seen are quite political in nature, and I'm sure my views aren't shared by all here. I wouldn't want to offend anyone by posting them.

Seen on the back of an old Volvo in New England about 25 years ago.

"Nuke the Whales"

Geoff

Wanted, Dead and Alive
Schrodinger's Cat

The_LED_Museum said:

The best bumper sticker I've seen was on the back of a woman's electric wheelchair:

HOW'S MY DRIVING?
CALL 1-800-EAT-S***

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I had an aunt with a sticker on her wheelchair that said "If you dont like my driving, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK"

Other good ones:
Horn broken, watch for finger!
Dyslexics Untine!
SH**BOX From Hell
Keep honkin, I'm reloadin

"I Owe I Owe! So Off to Work I Go!"

***** on wheels

I should have a bumper sticker on my wheelchair that reads "Hell On Wheels" to match the name of my website about the chair.

One that I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard:

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?


And one I saw just yesterday that I liked:

Power to the Peaceful

"Have a Great Day Somewhere Else!"

That's with an T'd Off (Yellow) "Happy/Smiley" face with thumb point the get out of here gesture.

"Sex Instructor......First Lesson FREE"

I saw this on a jeep while offroading in moab.
"If you can read this, please turn me over" The sticker is placed upside down

Not quite on topic, but close enough

taken from bumperwise.com = A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.:lolsign::lolsign::lolsign: