coldsolderjoint
Enlightened
As some of you might know, I deliver pizza, and I carry a mag charger with 1160 with me. Ill use it to spot the house number and then usually carry it up to the door in my hand and just slip it in my back pocket while giving change etc.
Tonight, on my last delivery, which is about 10 miles away from the store (hate going that far) I go to the house, pull in the driveway and I as I get out, I hear a dog barking, I can just see his outline on the dark lawn and hes not running at me, so I figure hes got a leash on. I walk up to the side door which has the house light on. I knock and an old lady answers and tells me "to go to the main door, because they are expecting me there" whatever.. i start walking along and then i realize the dog is pretty close to me.
I turn on the MC60 and point it at the ground so i don't blind the dog and hes not on a leash.. from the best of my knowledge.. hes a golden retreiver, and hes barking, but his tail is still wagging, and he doesnt seem to be too mad.. im slowly walking up to the front door, and hes backing up.. I still have the mc60 pointed at the ground with a pretty large spill area.. I figured I'd give him plenty of warning as to where I was moving (I have no idea how well dogs see in the dark) so i'm talking calmy to him.. like "it's ok buddy, im the pizza guy, im just here to bring the food"
I get about three feet from the door and am about to step onto the landing, and he wont let me! I move one inch, and hell bark and move twoards me kinda nasty.. So I'm standing there, talking to the dog for like three minutes.. and im thinking about just going back to the car and telling the boss that those customers can shove it.. but im like.. ehh.. its my last delivery.. so i shine the MC 60 in all the windows of the house.. and i see a face pop up.. and look at me.. i wave.. and the girl lays her head back down on the couch WTF?!?!
So I tell the dog that hes really gotta tell these people to be nicer to the pizza guy.. I shine the MC into the window again and hit the girl right in the face with the beam! lol.. and then she raises her hands like WTF??.. so i shine the beam on the pizza bag.. and she suddenly realizes that they ordered pizza.
about 20 seconds later, a big doofy A-hole comes out to the door, the dog runs in, and he says.. oh.. sorry about that buddy.. i shoulda turned the light on for you.. I reply.. "I have the light covered.. the dog wouldn't let me ring the bell.. some other pizza guys just woulda went home" ... and he tips me poorly.. and I leave..
Next time, Im going to light up the windows from the street and let them come out first.. save the time standing in the cold.
Seriously.. if you arent going to tip the pizza guy.. thats not very nice, but its your right, fine..
but at least answer the damn door! theres nothing more annoying then waisting my time, and your pizza is getting cold while the guy is out there.. You have 45 minutes to get the money ready! not.. "oh.. hold on.. ill get the money.." and you close the door in his face for 5 minutes
Tonight, on my last delivery, which is about 10 miles away from the store (hate going that far) I go to the house, pull in the driveway and I as I get out, I hear a dog barking, I can just see his outline on the dark lawn and hes not running at me, so I figure hes got a leash on. I walk up to the side door which has the house light on. I knock and an old lady answers and tells me "to go to the main door, because they are expecting me there" whatever.. i start walking along and then i realize the dog is pretty close to me.
I turn on the MC60 and point it at the ground so i don't blind the dog and hes not on a leash.. from the best of my knowledge.. hes a golden retreiver, and hes barking, but his tail is still wagging, and he doesnt seem to be too mad.. im slowly walking up to the front door, and hes backing up.. I still have the mc60 pointed at the ground with a pretty large spill area.. I figured I'd give him plenty of warning as to where I was moving (I have no idea how well dogs see in the dark) so i'm talking calmy to him.. like "it's ok buddy, im the pizza guy, im just here to bring the food"
I get about three feet from the door and am about to step onto the landing, and he wont let me! I move one inch, and hell bark and move twoards me kinda nasty.. So I'm standing there, talking to the dog for like three minutes.. and im thinking about just going back to the car and telling the boss that those customers can shove it.. but im like.. ehh.. its my last delivery.. so i shine the MC 60 in all the windows of the house.. and i see a face pop up.. and look at me.. i wave.. and the girl lays her head back down on the couch WTF?!?!
So I tell the dog that hes really gotta tell these people to be nicer to the pizza guy.. I shine the MC into the window again and hit the girl right in the face with the beam! lol.. and then she raises her hands like WTF??.. so i shine the beam on the pizza bag.. and she suddenly realizes that they ordered pizza.
about 20 seconds later, a big doofy A-hole comes out to the door, the dog runs in, and he says.. oh.. sorry about that buddy.. i shoulda turned the light on for you.. I reply.. "I have the light covered.. the dog wouldn't let me ring the bell.. some other pizza guys just woulda went home" ... and he tips me poorly.. and I leave..
Next time, Im going to light up the windows from the street and let them come out first.. save the time standing in the cold.
Seriously.. if you arent going to tip the pizza guy.. thats not very nice, but its your right, fine..
but at least answer the damn door! theres nothing more annoying then waisting my time, and your pizza is getting cold while the guy is out there.. You have 45 minutes to get the money ready! not.. "oh.. hold on.. ill get the money.." and you close the door in his face for 5 minutes