Hotel chain spends too much time watching old movies

Psycho and slasher pics for instance. I just did an online survey for a stay earlier this week at a major chain second tier hotel. The kind with rooms, continental breakfast and just the basics one needs without the frilly upper management perks. One question sparked my interest. it was:

please rate your shower experience. (on a 1-10 scale)

I will let the degenerates and reprobates salivate salisicously at that without my commentary.

I will note that since the hot water worked and the drain did it's intended job it was satisfactory as far as not having deranged slashers or lacrosse team entertainers jumping in and out of the shower with me.

Hey now. I'd be all for a women's lacrosse team joining me in my shower. But leave the net/bats outside.