Favourite line(s) from TV program(s)

The_LED_Museum · Apr 23, 2006

This thread is for you to post your favourite spoken lines from a TV program.
Here, let me get it started:

King of the Hill, the episode "Meet the Propaniacs"
{Hank Hill to Charlie Fortner}: "The baby asked you for a diaper, mr. pee-pee poo-poo pants!"

King of the Hill, the episode "Hank's Unmentionable Problem"
{Hank Hill to Peggy Hill}: "Not these things Peggy. Not toliet things."

metalhed · Apr 23, 2006

Rick James ('Super Freak') in a sketch on 'The Chappelle Show' : "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

Get's me every time... :crackup:

ABTOMAT · Apr 23, 2006

It must be bunnies.

Zigzago · Apr 24, 2006

Mr Spock (when a gangster tells him he ain't got nothing):

"You are employing a double negative."

Mr. Spock (evil parallel universe version):

"Your agonizer, please."

JackBlades · Apr 24, 2006

"Dummy up, Meathead!"

scrappy · Apr 24, 2006

"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ***-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!" — George Costanza

From the greatest television sitcom EVER. Seinfeld!!!

Rich.

PoliceScannerMan · Apr 24, 2006

Dwight Schrute, from NBC's "The Office"

"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, and must be avenged."

dim · Apr 24, 2006

From Star Trek TOS -
"Edith Keeler must die."
"I don't know, but it's green."
"Brain and brain! What is brain?"
And many more that don't immediately come to mind.

From SNL -
"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

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dim

leukos · Apr 24, 2006

Not sure if I got the quote right:

"Beer is the cause and the solution of all of life's problems."

Homer Simpson

propcut · Apr 24, 2006

"The more complex the mind, the greater the need for play"
Mr. Spock

The_LED_Museum · Apr 24, 2006

From the Star Trek:TNG episode "Relics":

{Data} {sniffs contents of bottle} "It is...it is...it is green"

TorchMan · Apr 24, 2006

Although I was not an A-Team fan, the saying: "I love it when a plan comes together".

Original Battlestar Galactica: By your command.

Get Smart: Missed it by that much. Also: Would you believe...

I can probably think of several more from various shows!

Arkayne · Apr 24, 2006

ST:TNG - First Duty

Picard handed Wesley his butt on a platter with this one.

"The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based! If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!"

x-ray · Apr 24, 2006

Blakes 7 ...

Cally "On my planet there is a saying, `The man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.'"

Avon "Life expectancy must be fairly short among your people."

The_LED_Museum · Apr 24, 2006

The Simpsons - the episode where Homer starts this bulls**t website and goes by the pseudonym "Mr. X":

{Sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} "I've been sitting on the toliet..."

x-ray · Apr 24, 2006

The_LED_Museum said:
The Simpsons - the episode where Homer starts this bulls**t website and goes by the pseudonym "Mr. X":

{Sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} "I've been sitting on the toliet..."

Homer has come out with some classics over the years, check out this link

ACMarina · Apr 24, 2006

Stewie, hitting on some co-eds at a college campus..

Stewie: I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular..
Co-ed: Awww!! Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.

sniper · Apr 24, 2006

" I am here to kick ***, and chew bubblegum...and I just ran out of bubble gum!"

JimH · Apr 24, 2006

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding along through the sagebrush when suddenly about a million Indians come riding over the hill. Our two heroes are soon surrounded, and things look bad for them. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "Tonto, we're surrounded. What are we going to do?" Tonto turns to the Lone Ranger and replies,

"What you mean 'we,' white man?"

chmsam · Apr 24, 2006

From Family Guy -- PETER: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO"!
BRIAN: Peter, those are Cheerios.

From Futurana -- FRY: What if the secret ingredient is people?
LEELA: No, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
FRY: Oh. How is it?
LEELA: It varies from person to person.

From The Simpsons -- a cereal box on the tabletop says, "Soylent Green. Now with more girls!"

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