A few days ago we get the first real signs of the Spring/Summer season at work. Multiple power outages are a real common thing and it works like this -- the substation we are on is "iffy" on a good day and when the weather is bad, the power flickers often. If it goes out once or twice briefly, no problem, but within a short period, third time's a charm, and it will stay out for at least half an hour. Last week this happens twice in one day. Yeah!
BTW, our store usually does not close since we will walk customers around beause we figure that they will want stuff to make them more comfortable during the outage. Employees are issued lots of cheapo incan flashlights (never heard that before, huh?), and I whip out one of several LED lights.
And it begins for yet another time:
- "Ha, ha, ha, here he goes again."
- "Yeah, the light geek with all those... uh, gee, that's really nice. This one sucks..."
- "Mine's dead..."
- (as I hand someone a light) "Ha! How many do you carry?"
- "Mine's dead, too..."
- (as I hand over another light) "Thanks. No S***! This is really nice! How many do you carry!?!"
- "Why do you carry so many lights... uh, mine's dead, too."
- (as I hand over a third light) "Ha! You must be cazy do carry so many flashlights... Gee, the light they keep in this drawer is dead, too..."
- "Wow! That light is so small and bright."
- "Gee, this light is great. You got this at Target? Ten bucks with batteries and it's so lightweight!" (a RR AAA).
- "Do you have another one?"
- "How come you have so many lights?... Uh, that was a kinda dumb question, wasn't it?"
Yep, that was a dumb question.