lol, yes, well I was hoping for some independent confirmation before I pour my last bag of pixy dust into the stuff
Perhaps some claims of synergistic convergence of the polymers doubling electron coupling within the crystal lattice leading to over unity energy production allowing me to charge any batteries within the electron cloud by penetrating scalar radiation induced from tao waves generated by the super-luminal oscillation of the erbium atoms as they tunnel between quantum dots in the surface of the crystal. Why, there is enough light released by the Cernikov radiation alone to light the room. By accelerating the sample container to near relativistic speed one would spontaneously create a gamma ray laser due to the frequency shift of the emitted radiation. This would also serve the purpose of tilting the time cone and at 90% of C produce enough distortion in the 3rd dimension to cause the light to shine forward into the future to where you are going so that you would always be bathed in a healing light that your cells would instantaneously transmute into ATP which would free your mitochondria from their current duties as energy producer to do their original job which was to provide enzyme catalyzed DNA repair leading to immortality and increased energy and better sexual function and overall happiness. All this just by placing our specially designed rare earth magnet in the space between your big toe and the next toe every day. You can buy this magnet TODAY for only $175 but hurry as many special interests are trying to shut down this fantastic discovery into the nature of the universe, unified field theory, Fermats last theorum, Gods final message to his creation and Russian poetry.
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Hmm, perhaps I'll do an off seas internet startup company....
