Introducing the Divalight

LumenHound

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Have to admit, I laughed pretty hard when I saw it. People will sell anything for a quick buck these days.
 

LumenHound

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Oh yea, Paris could use a few for sure. :twak:

Check out the other Diva items that site sells.
 

TonkinWarrior

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Real nice find there, Ringzero and Lumenhound! Rumor has it that it's the long-awaited "Be-The-First-Hooker-On-Your-Block-To-Light-Up-Your-John" creation from Frederick's Of Hollywood...

That model appears to be holding it between her knees. So -- does the other end, like, vibrate? How, umm, hard is the anodizing? And does it come with O-ring lube?

Can you find out if the manufacturer also makes a version of this cutesy-fuzzy deal for feminizing other flashlights, too? Or for power-tools? And guns? I'd like to give one to my Better-Half for her .357 magnum... for next April Fool's Day.

All in Good Taste (*cough*) of course...
 

chrwe

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I think we should start a groub buy for a PINK divalight. Then everyone would have a pretty good loaner light... You'd always get it back :grin2:
 

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I wasn't going to buy it until I saw that it was faux mink fur. Can you imagine the Hollywood backlash if I carried a real mink fur flashlight with my pleather jacket. Who wants to help write a review? anyone...
 

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Shipping is almost as much as the torch. I don't want to see one *that* badly, but i'll help you write a review...
 
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ringzero

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You've got to be joking. Who would buy this? Paris Hilton?

You know that Paris Hilton would just love this light. Everyting about it just fits her persona to a T.

They should hire Paris to promote the Divalight.
 

Mike89

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Have to admit, I laughed pretty hard when I saw it. People will sell anything for a quick buck these days.

Heh heh, I could see myself walking down the street at night shinning one of those. I'd probably then get an invitation in the mailbox to a gay rights march in San Francisco.
 
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lukevsdarth

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Re: Introducing the Divalight made by Stanley

:wtf: The homosexual light for flashaholics not to offend any genderbenders. Hey we might have some gays in the forum. We have girls who are flashaholics right. Perfect for Paris


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"With her 'Divalight' and 'BrightFeet', Paris was ready for anything..."

http://www.brightfeetslippers.com/

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