How much light would a nuke give off if....

How much light would a nuke give off if we rammed it up Bin Laden's as*? You know what really ticks me off, its that sorry as* Bin Laden and his chicken Sh*t terrorist friends and those "Americans" who claim they are patriotic by terrorizing innocent American Afghans and Andians !!! Hey Bin Laden, come here I want to show you my .45, look down this hole... now smile !! GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THOSE WHO SUPPORT US !! REMEMBER THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN UNJUSTLY AND THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN PROTECTING THE GOOD 'OL RED, WHITE, AND BLUE !!!

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Wow, are you happy to see me or is that a nuke in your pocket? Nukes are slightly larger than pocket sized. Anyway, if you want a good place to rant, go to www.straightdope.com. Then, go to the forums, and post in The Pit. Wont do you much good though cause they'd tear any of us a new one no prob. Anyway, while I agree with what you said, it causes me to wonder what made it pop in your head all of a sudden. That is basically what I was thining a month ago.

Spud