<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darklite:
Yeah, I'd just *love* to be working the Service Desk at an urban K-Mart (or Wal-Mart) today. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah, uhh, I'd like to return these rubbers, and ummm, this foot bath, and this stupid tie with the cupholder on it, and this terra cotta skull flowerpot, and these chia-pets.
Oh, and these three lady norelco shavers.
No, they didn't give me a receipt either.
What do you mean store credit?
There's nothing left in the store to use it on. Well same to you butthole! (drops chia-pet and breaks it). "
Cleanup in customer service please!"
Yeah, you have a nice day too mister!
grrrrr, stupid chia pet, stupid shaver, stupid flowerpot...grrrr!!!
And that was the first customer of the day.
The line goes around the block, and every one of them is bringing back something stupid, every one of them is all pissed off from waiting in a line all day with no bathroom near by, and none of them have a receipt for their foot baths, sweaters, or chia pets.