Scientists have discovered new element

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A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively
named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant
neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force
called morons, and is surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A
minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to
complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but
instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This
characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that
Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass." You will know it when you see it


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