One Friday, two youths were arrested on misdemeanor drug charges and were brought before the judge. Being they were first-time offenders, he gave them each a chance to work off their charges and instructed them to see how many of their friends they could get to swear off drugs over the weekend. They were to report back the following Monday morning.
On Monday he asked each of the boys to provide their results. The first boy told the judge he managed to convert 7 of his friends. "That's very good", said the judge, "How did you do it?"
The boy borrowed a pen and piece of paper and drew two circles, one smaller than the other, and explained their meaning:
Pointing to the larger circle, he stated, "This is your brain." Then pointing to the smaller circle, he said, "This is your brain after using drugs."
"Excellent, young man! The charges are dismissed!"
The second boy reported he converted 266 people. "That is amazing!" gasped the judge, and asked how he did it.
The second boy also used a pen and paper and also drew two circles, one smaller than the other:
Pointing to the smaller circle, he said, "This is your asshole before going to prison..."
On Monday he asked each of the boys to provide their results. The first boy told the judge he managed to convert 7 of his friends. "That's very good", said the judge, "How did you do it?"
The boy borrowed a pen and piece of paper and drew two circles, one smaller than the other, and explained their meaning:
Pointing to the larger circle, he stated, "This is your brain." Then pointing to the smaller circle, he said, "This is your brain after using drugs."
"Excellent, young man! The charges are dismissed!"
The second boy reported he converted 266 people. "That is amazing!" gasped the judge, and asked how he did it.
The second boy also used a pen and paper and also drew two circles, one smaller than the other:
Pointing to the smaller circle, he said, "This is your asshole before going to prison..."