Flashlight is a stick of chewing gum! It freezes anything it touches!

**DONOTDELETE** · Nov 6, 2002

The following link will take you to a page of randomly-generated product ideas. Click Reload to create a new one, but better yet, type your cpf name or member # (or that of another member) in the box to see what kind of product you are! I saw this on another forum and thought you might enjoy it. I did.

The Prior-Art-O-Matic

B@rt · Nov 7, 2002

Design #911
It's an artificial limb that's covered with realistic fur! It sends and receives text messages and can interface with your umbrella.

Saaby · Nov 7, 2002

It's a wafer-thin plastic sheet that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes!

x-ray · Nov 7, 2002

Design #1955

It's like a normal necklace, but it automatically avoids obstacles.

sunspot · Nov 7, 2002

Surefire is a pair of roller-skates that has sleek curves, can be controlled remotely and vibrates.

Cool

Bushman · Nov 7, 2002

Design #1113
It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that hums incessantly! It is not suitable for children.

LEDagent · Nov 7, 2002

Design #3412205791
It's like a normal webpage, but it repairs itself

**DONOTDELETE** · Nov 7, 2002

"Design #14
It's a digital camera that checks your spelling! It has a leopardskin print."

Fabulous! It'll go perfectly with my hill box pat!

**DONOTDELETE** · Nov 7, 2002

"Design #282626581
It's a toilet seat that tells you when people are lying! It spins about its axis. "

I'll take two..

Stefan · Nov 7, 2002

"Design #2458
It's like a normal artificial limb, but it tells you when its ready."

NightStorm · Nov 7, 2002

Design #1878
It's an eraser that blocks UV light! It makes you invisible and irons your shirts.

Or

Dan
Dan is like a normal first-aid kit, but it's guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month.

Or

PercaDan
PercaDan is like a normal featureless cube, but it can pick locks.

I've been called worse.

Dan

Luff · Nov 7, 2002

This is a silly thread.

Guess I'd better add mine:

"Luff is a shoelace that irons your shirts, keeps drinks hot and makes popcorn."

Hmmm... it must have confused me with my wife.

Bad Influence · Nov 7, 2002

Dan Spencer is a shoelace! It is ideal for the kitchen!

Big Tex · Nov 7, 2002

Craig will like this one.

Design #156
It's a toilet seat that glows with an eerie green light!

Tree · Nov 7, 2002

Design #734

It's a baseball cap that anticipates your every move! It can only be operated by a trained professional.

Billy is like a normal penknife, but it's inflammable.

x-ray · Nov 7, 2002

I've got to share this one:

Bill Gates

Bill Gates is a human clone that's voice-activated!

Rothrandir · Nov 7, 2002

design #156 is a fraud, it is just being lit up by a pee green luxeon

NightStorm · Nov 7, 2002

Woh,

George W. Bush
George W. Bush is a fridge magnet that runs on compressed air, is completely reversible and hovers.

Well...part of its right.

Dan

logicnerd411 · Nov 7, 2002

Design #2031
It's a shoe-shiner that tracks its position with GPS and can help you lose weight.

OR

logicnerd411
logicnerd411 is a robotic dog that plays light music, jams mobile phone frequencies and never gets tired.

OR

Design #411
It's a fusebox that's made entirely of wood!

Saaby · Nov 7, 2002

Ryan is like a normal postage stamp, but it's guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month.

Saaby
Saaby is a business card that has a mind of its own! It exists in five dimensions.

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