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    How many Chiropractors
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    One --


    but he has to do it in 12 visits.




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    That's a cracking joke...

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    How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer?

    Just give it some time.

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    A guy walks into a bar with a bowling ball bag he it set on the counter. He pulls out a head and says "pour my friend a bourbon". He pours the shot down the throat of the head and out pops a body. Poof.

    The bar tender amazed asked the head "want another?" "Sure" the head responded. The buddy pours the shot into the heads mouth and poof, out pops arms and hands.

    "How about another?" asked the bar tender. "you betcha was the response". So this time the guy now has arms so he drank the shot without assistance. Poof. Out pops legs and feet.

    Bar tenders says "want another?" and the guy said "heck yeah". He drinks the shot and Poof……… he disappeared.

    Bar tender looks at the friend and says "dude should quit while he was a head".
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    Boo! LOL !
    "The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!" - John Cleese.

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    Don't even get me started on Velcro... what a rip-off!
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    Why should you never ask Rick Astley if you can borrow his complete collection of Pixar movies?




    Because he's never gonna give you 'Up.'
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