Re: SOS use in camp
As everyone knows, the only people that actually USE the SOS language, are Starship crew members from the future 25 century, when they get stuck in some situation, and they suddenly "remember" their morse code from their acadamy days.
Of course another crew member in another part of the ship, hears the morse code, and immediatly recognises and decodes some incredibly long messagage in about 3 seconds. The messagage is something long like:
"Help, Lieutanent Warf and 17 other crewmen are trapped in the Starboard Ne-cell Jefferies Tube, and aliens are invading the ship, but are invisible, because they live in a different, but parallel space time continuoum, and are draining our Warp core reserves, but they mean us no harm, because they need this to survive."