Re: high performance auto parts source
These two stories wouldn't be funny if they weren't true. I was there for both of then.
One of our lot porters walks into the office and asks if anyone has seen the keys to the gold Gooole. We ask what he's talking about and he says, "You know, the old Pontiac Gooole". We had never heard of a Gooole so one of the guys goes out back to see the car. It turns out the car was a Pontiac 6000 LE. He thought the 6 was a "G", the 0's were o's and included the LE. "Gooole"
Another time a woman said to our finance manager. I want to put $3,000 down and finance it." He said, "You want to put $3,000 down and finance the REST?" She said, "No, I want to finance my $3,000 down payment because I know the Bank likes a good down payment and I don't have any money right now." He is a quick witted fellow so he replies, "I see, then why don't you put $6,000 down and finance it, the bank will love you for that." Completely unfazed by the comment she says, "Okay, I guess I can do that."