Daekar
Enlightened
I haven't seen one of these before and I was bored at work waiting for somebody, so I jotted it down on a scrap piece of paper. What do you think?
The Flashaholic's Oath
I, _________________, do hereby solemnly swear to use a flashlight whenever the remotest opportunity arises, to carry at least one light on my person whenever I'm wearing clothes, and to promote the common carrying and use of lights by the general public, no matter how nerdy it makes me look.
Furthermore, I vow to stay up into the small hours of the morning reading reviews and comparing output curves, and to push the limits of engineering, technology, and my checking account/credit cards in the creation, modification, and acquisition of illumination tools.
With the Serving Wench as my witness, I promise to stand by this Oath until every bulb is burnt, the magic smoke has left every emitter, and every battery drained beyond all hope of recovery.
So say I, ___________________, proud member of the CandlePower Forums and Flashaholic!
The Flashaholic's Oath
I, _________________, do hereby solemnly swear to use a flashlight whenever the remotest opportunity arises, to carry at least one light on my person whenever I'm wearing clothes, and to promote the common carrying and use of lights by the general public, no matter how nerdy it makes me look.
Furthermore, I vow to stay up into the small hours of the morning reading reviews and comparing output curves, and to push the limits of engineering, technology, and my checking account/credit cards in the creation, modification, and acquisition of illumination tools.
With the Serving Wench as my witness, I promise to stand by this Oath until every bulb is burnt, the magic smoke has left every emitter, and every battery drained beyond all hope of recovery.
So say I, ___________________, proud member of the CandlePower Forums and Flashaholic!
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