Who Here has heard of The Game

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Shreknow91

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Well the rules are


  • If you think about the game, you lose the game.
  • You can not claim to have Won the Game this results in a losing The Game, don't do it
  • Forgetting The Game due to a case of amnesia will be considered a Time Out until a.)The person is re-informed of The Game or b.)The person is proven to have never forgotten about The Game, whether they remembered through their case of amnesia or they had faked the whole thing. In this case, they immediately die.
YOU CAN NEVER BE FREE OF THE GAME!!!
  • If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (so those of you who are reading this right now, you are just bunch of losers!(Unless you are editting this page due to the creater not understanding the rules and having to be re-made and therefore you are a master of the game and are going to lose more often). Or you don't think when you read, which makes you a loser anyway.)
  • When you lose, tell everyone near you that you've just lost, making them lose unlucky losers!
  • Once informed of the rules of The Game, you cannot stop playing The Game.
  • Do not try to win The Game. Seriously, you'll just get a big headache out of it and nothing more.
  • If you lose the game whilst on a road, you must lie down on that road for at least 10 seconds
  • Whether thinking about The Game or not, you may not pass it off as "just another thing". Although at the same time, you can't make a huge, unsightly commotion about it, even after losing. This is overridden if you also need to make a huge, unsightly commotion about other things. It is perfectly acceptable if you make a huge, unsightly commotion about losing the Game, being cheated on by your significant other, and being mauled by a bear.
  • You can only explain The Game when asked the right questions. Examples include: "What are the rules of The Game? How do you play The Game? What is The Game?"
  • If you are asked about The Game, you HAVE to explain the rules, jerk.
  • Once you know about The Game, you have to play The Game. Not playing The Game is against the rules of The Game. You just lost The Game.
  • You can not refuse to play The Game, by reasoning of that by denying being involved in The Game, you must think about The Game, thus losing The Game. The only way to lose a game is to be involved in it, therefore, you can't not play The Game.
  • If you die while not having lost The Game, you get a patch. If you die while losing The Game (See the World War II section), you are a loser forever.
  • If you die in The Game, you die for real.
  • When you die, you see your high score. However, as Methuselah has the high score in The Game (having never been informed of the game), don't get your hopes up.
  • Since The Game resets as soon as you forget about it (or 30 minutes for some. This has been widely disputed, and those who are mis-informed tend to make up their own time limit), you can technically NOT lose The Game just by always thinking about it; because it hasn't reset because you haven't forgot about it yet. However, many consider this to be a flagrant violation of the spirit of The Game, primarily because it is a flagrant violation of the spirit of The Game, so don't tell anyone or you're sure to be beaten.
  • If you break the rules of The Game, you don't technically lose The Game, but as above, you're likely to be beaten for it anyway.
  • You cannot say "I meant to lose." NO ONE ever means to lose...Stop trying to cover it up. You lost. Get over it.
  • If you missmell The Game vous have probably lost The Game, just in a different language.
  • These rules are enforced at all times by an angry half-deaf troll, and a very unlucky man named Wesly H. who generally hates you, and he hates your dog. You may dispute any breach of the rules with the troll, but it is not recommended.
  • i just found a way to not lose the game: if anyone ever finds it, then put it in a cage with a shock collar so it can never get away!
  • You can continually lose the game, in turn making everyone around you lose. If you are guilty of this, you are cruel, however, you cannot be disqualified for this as no one can leave the game (however much other players plead).
  • The only escape that has been hypothesised is death however no conclusive has been found as no one has come back to tell the tale (note: some speculate death results in eternal losing of the game) not advisable as death is permanent.
Most players of The Game will normally keep to the four basic rules for the game: 1. You're playing The Game. 2. Whenever you think of The Game, you lose it. 3. Loss must be announced to everybody. 4. You have to explain The Game to anybody who asks about The Game.
In conclusion, the only way out of The Game is to forget about The Game, but if you do that you're winning The Game, which means you can't be out of it, since you're winning it. Ergo, there is no escape!
Unless you use the cheat code (up down left right left right circle square square triangle cross R1 R2 up down left right up down left right) on your internal controller to get infinite lives...and nothing can beat infinite lives!




Everyone who read this just lost
 

Crenshaw

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oh, i thought you were talking about "The Game" by Neil Staruss....

I'd say if youre invovled seriously in your "game" you seriously need to get "The Game"

:nana:

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Someone had this for their tag line:


Thermodynamics and/or Golf for dummies:
There is a game
You can't win
You can't break even
You can't get out of the game
 
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