Home Depot Scam Warning!!

The Home Depot Scam: A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend So tell your friends to be careful. p.s. Wal-mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.

There's a sucker born every minute.Now I'm going to Home Depot, wish me luck.

Almost spit my coffee out all over the keyboard... I had to show this one to the wife!

Damm...I do need my windshield cleaned! Thanks for the heads up! I`m headed for homedepot as well...I`ll putt a couple bucks in my normally empty wallet...make it worth their while :thumbsup:.

LOL that was funny. Must be a pleasant sight. my local HD only has (insert racial slur here) blue collar types, soliciting outside looking for work.

That's funny.

Though this is a funny story, as a Home Depot employee, I'd sure be happier if the subject line read "Lowe's scam".

griff said:

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend So tell your friends to be careful. p.s. Wal-mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.

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That is just too FUNNY! ! ! :laughing: :laughing:

griff said:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk...You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

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Whew, man am I glad I've only got a single cab pickup. Or should I be upset that I don't have anything larger?

I seen that one some were can't remember!

I think a dirtier version was in the underground. Very funny!

Thx for the heads up matt!

Mayo

How sweeeeet,st louis has a metropolis of home depots oo:...I mean dam,you should be more careful.

Valpo Hawkeye said:

Though this is a funny story, as a Home Depot employee, I'd sure be happier if the subject line read "Lowe's scam".

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hoe "lowes" can they go?

Women are evil.... er, I mean.... except for Greta.

you do realize that you are pulling a thread that exists in the underground explicitly with the exact title and context?:shakehead

There is a reason why this thread's topic was directed to the underground :tsk:

THREAD REPORTED

Nice one, Griff !

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Although this post would seriously benefit from some photos.


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I think he cleaned it up a good bit.

LMFAO ,







please kindly pm me the exact location of that Home Depot please...

Although effort was made to tell it clean [sorta'], the theme won't permit the replies to remain family friendly. The comments regarding it being originally from the Underground is also contrary to rules regarding maintaining isolation between the two boards.

It's time to close it.