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    Red face Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    I have heard it's easy to tell if saline/silicone implants are present by using a flashlight. Place the light against the skin. If the region passes light, they are present. If the light stops at the skin, they are not present.

    Has anyone verified this?

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    Dude, you're having waaaaaay too much fun with your lights.

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    If I was having that sort of fun, I wouldn't need to ask, now would I?

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    I'm not sure what to say? Technically speaking, even if implants are not present, the, ahem, "region" should allow light to spread more freely than other regions. I don't really have anything to compare to, d'oh...I've probably said too much already. Oh well, I don't think my girlfriend reads this forum.

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    depending on the biology of your test groups it may be verifiable...or it can be as hard and inconclusive as doing a buoyancy test on your test group based on silicon-probable regions alone
    Last edited by Illum; 10-02-2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason: LOL

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    Crackup Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    Why would you want to use a flashlight to determine this and not use your god given gift of touch? By the way... I have yet to see a pair of the store bought brand that look as good as the real deal!

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    I'll do it Monday 13th- I have to change a pair.
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    deleted.
    Last edited by Oddjob; 10-01-2008 at 07:26 PM. Reason: possibly inappropriate content
    I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    What happens when the implants are intra-muscular, as most are these days?

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    I can't stop laughing. If I've gotton close enough to do the light test I think I'd just skip it and move on to the rockwell test.

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    Who has a GF/Wife with implants that can verify this test???

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    I think one person would have to verify both groups of test subjects, as this is a family-oriented forum, and we can't post examples of our findings...
    Last edited by electromage; 10-01-2008 at 07:25 PM.

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    Quote Originally Posted by adirondackdestroyer View Post
    Who has a GF/Wife with implants that can verify this test???
    Gough! my wife said if you all chip in for the implants,
    I can do the verification tests
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    LOL TITAN!!!
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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    Although the original post asked a question that could be taken as serious I think we should be careful not to let this thread go in the wrong direction so as not to offend any female or younger members. We probably should not be discussing female anatomy quite in this manner.
    I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    Ok, keeping this serious, what would the appropriate light be......? Anyone have a light to recommend?

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    an egg candler mebbe...originally used to illuminate chicken embryos

    bright enough to go through two layers of calcium carbonate and a ball of protein but not hot enough to cook it
    Last edited by Illum; 10-01-2008 at 08:15 PM.

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    Something bright that doesn't get hot?

    Surely there are forums with a different focus that would actually yield a serious answer, provided that's what is actually wanted.

    Got Biodiesel?

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    Quote Originally Posted by phenwick View Post
    Ok, keeping this serious, what would the appropriate light be......? Anyone have a light to recommend?


    (Moderator note: Hot linked pic removed.)


    Or am I thinking of illuminating the wrong area??
    Last edited by Sigman; 10-01-2008 at 11:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adirondackdestroyer View Post
    Who has a GF/Wife with implants that can verify this test???
    OK.... so it would be the wife with and GF without, or vice/versa?

    Really, the use of light is not really valid. There are too many variables. Placement, type, technique, etc.

    When I was a teenager I would have probably used the flashlight test as an excuse for more intimacy. Today.... I'd just ask.

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    I cannot think of any single way that you'd be able to convince a woman to let you get that close to her with one of your lights.... Maybe if you're a doctor. Maybe....
    Last edited by Monocrom; 10-02-2008 at 02:59 AM. Reason: Typo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oddjob View Post
    Although the original post asked a question that could be taken as serious I think we should be careful not to let this thread go in the wrong direction so as not to offend any female or younger members. We probably should not be discussing female anatomy quite in this manner.
    Er, maybe he meant penile...

    ...and/or other -- thus being equally disturbing to both sexes...

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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    Breast Implants FAQ (medical, with pics, not sure if this counts as NSFW).

    2. Do breasts glow in the dark when flashlights are placed on them?

    Yep, they do, especially the saline kind. If you stick flashlights under or on the sides of your breasts, they do cast an eerie glow sort of like The Great Pumpkin. The veins on your breasts show up, too.

    Natural breasts will glow a little when you do this, but not as much as the saline, which are more translucent. If you do this with natural breasts, it is like when you stick a flashlight up to your hand, you get a reddish glow on the thinner parts of you hand and fingers. Some tissue glows, but not the whole breast.

    Silicone breast implants do this as well, although not as brightly as saline.
    For us:
    By the way, be careful you don't burn yourself when you try this (and I know you will). I used a high-power, tactical entry flashlight and it gets hot fast!
    Holy Great Pumpkin! Where can I meet this girl?
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    Default Re: Flashlight test: Real or Fake

    wow, its actually in an FAQ...

    haha, oh i think i rather go to the rockwell test too....forget light..

    Crenshaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by elgarak View Post
    Holy Great Pumpkin! Where can I meet this girl?
    There are several places here in NYC, especially down by The Village and Soho, where you can indeed meet such girls. And for a price, get what you want.... Think M&M, but with an "S" in place of the first "M."
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    It glows..........?

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    Beamshots.....

    I absolutely must DEMAND beamshots.....
    On your way up, beware of the toes that you step on as they could be connected to the asses that you have to kiss on your way down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tessaiga View Post
    Beamshots.....

    I absolutely must DEMAND beamshots.....
    We're having trouble finding the appropriate "White Wall."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post
    We're having trouble finding the appropriate "White Wall."

    What white wall....??? i ain't want no stinking white wall... i want real life beamshots complete with bumps, nubs and what not....
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    That pic in that FAQ sure beats a GITD tail cap anyday

    My wife gets a kick out of taking my brighter lights and illuminating the veins in her hands and fingers.

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