Pizza is Used as a Weapon

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7782122.stm

Now Florida is going to have to issue CCW's for those things!

Why am I not surprised that the BBC would think of that man's actions as somehow having used a "weapon." :ironic:

Yeah, throwing a pizza in order to distract a mugger.... definitely a weapon. Oh yeah.... definitely. :thumbsdow

LOL I put it up mostly as a joke.

As a funny side note, the last time I checked NONE of the pizzas I've received were actually HOT.:laughing:

Well now at least when another one of those threads starts . . . you know, the ones that ask which light is best for self defense use, we can link over to THIS thread. This way we can also recommend a hot pizza to go along with that bright flashlight for extra security . . . and now FLAVOR!

If they ban pizza in the USA because of this you're really screwed

dudemar said:

As a funny side note, the last time I checked NONE of the pizzas I've received were actually HOT.:laughing:

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You live in California, no wonder your pizzas are not hot.

Thankfully, NYC has a large Italian population.

Wattnot said:

Well now at least when another one of those threads starts . . . you know, the ones that ask which light is best for self defense use, we can link over to THIS thread. This way we can also recommend a hot pizza to go along with that bright flashlight for extra security . . . and now FLAVOR!

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LOL

Wattnot said:

Well now at least when another one of those threads starts . . . you know, the ones that ask which light is best for self defense use, we can link over to THIS thread. This way we can also recommend a hot pizza to go along with that bright flashlight for extra security . . . and now FLAVOR!

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...and then the arguments over which topping is best for self defense pizzas will begin.

Totally pepperoni.
Highest eye burning grease quotent. :huh:

baterija said:

...and then the arguments over which topping is best for self defense pizzas will begin.

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Pepperoni!

The cholesterol is sure to speed up the death of any attacker.

baterija said:

...and then the arguments over which topping is best for self defense pizzas will begin.

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I would say the peppers have a high capsaicin content... burns the eyes.

Mace-flavored pizza, anyone?

Nah . . . a better offensive topping would be anchovies . . . you can gross them out. They'll move to an easier target for sure. Perhaps someone with Chinese take out.

Kiessling said:

If they ban pizza in the USA because of this you're really screwed

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Na, they won't ban it. They'll have a 6 week waiting period and $15 background check to get it. When you finally get it, you'll have to use it as a weapon since nobody will eat it. It may be a better weapon once the pizza goes bad. Better yet, if you make a bad guy eat it, they'll never bother you again.

If they outlaw pizza, only outlaws will have pizza.

They can have my Pizza when they dig it out of my cold, dead, stomach.

Hehe these are great one-liners.:naughty:

i wonder what would have happened if he had had time to put chilli flakes on that pizza...

Crenshaw

Monocrom said:

Why am I not surprised that the BBC would think of that man's actions as somehow having used a "weapon." :ironic:

Yeah, throwing a pizza in order to distract a mugger.... definitely a weapon. Oh yeah.... definitely. :thumbsdow

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I don't think the article is quite as serious as you think :thumbsup:

Regards,
Tempest

Oh yeah, how about this?

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Subject: Aborigines flay police, eat evidence
Date: 9 Mar 91 05:14:35 GMT
Location: australia

ALICE SPRINGS, Australia (UPI) -- Police trying to arrest a stubborn man
sitting in the middle of the road were attacked by a dozen frenzied
aborigines who belted them with frozen kangaroo tails and then ate their
weapons.

http://www.subgenius.com/subg-digest/v2/0124.htm

Tempest UK said:

I don't think the article is quite as serious as you think :thumbsup:

Regards,
Tempest

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Actually, you are right. It was very well written, with no emphasis on making the guy wrong for flinging his hot pizza.

Bill