Marty Weiner
Flashlight Enthusiast
Saddam's chief bodyguard assembles all 20 of Saddam's official doubles. "OK, listen up. Praise be to Allah, our president has survived the American bombing, so you all still have your jobs. That's the good news. The bad news is, he's lost an arm."
A TV interviewer asks an American, an Afghan and an Iraqi, in turn: "What is your opinion about electricity shortages?" The American replies, "What's an electricity shortage?" The Afghan says,"What's an electricity?" The Iragi says, "What's an opinion?".
Marty
A TV interviewer asks an American, an Afghan and an Iraqi, in turn: "What is your opinion about electricity shortages?" The American replies, "What's an electricity shortage?" The Afghan says,"What's an electricity?" The Iragi says, "What's an opinion?".
Marty
