Flashaholic Pickup Lines/Compliments

With many here posting about getting in trouble with their significant others or girlfriend/boyfriend for flashlight purchases, I thought we could come up with some flashaholic compliments to smooth things over or pickup lines for those of us who are single to get a date to begin with.

I'll start:
You shine like the light of an H.I.D. spotlight.
You are as beautiful as the sunset's colors reflecting off a Surefire Titan.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Both?
You are smokin' hot like a flashlight with a venting lithium battery in it.
You are more precious than a one of a kind custom flashlight.

Your thread has broken the nerd-o-meter

This one made me laugh tho:

Hooked on Fenix said:

You are smokin' hot like a flashlight with a venting lithium battery in it

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My battery is ready to vent hot flames over you.

You remind me of a Fenix P3D. You're thin and you don't weigh much, while being strong and about as bright as they come.

You overdrive my emitter.

McGizmo McLikes you very McMuch.

Your skin is like a reflector . . . .


an Orange Peel reflector ! ! !


:nana:

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Baby, you look MAG-nificent! Now, that's an INOVAtive, SUREFIRE way to pick up a chick!

Let me twist your clickie !

:naughty:
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NO... PLEASE..........ooohhh earsplittin headache!!

ok fine:

You attract my attention more than a tactical bezel to the face.
a solarforce one.

" Hey baby, would you like to play with my flashlight tonight? "

Not too nerdy and quite a typical context

Ok, these are really corny, and each one a stretch, but here are a few more.

Don't give me ATTITUDE, give me the LUXury of your company tonight.

I will be forEVEREADY for your love.

You're at the PEAK of beauty.

You can PAK-LITE for our date to FENIX. We'll walk down by the RIVER-ROCK my world. It'll be a real ENERGIZER for us both.

Well, with pick up lines like these, if she says no, at least maybe she'll laugh! And maybe I'll be BRIGHTER next time!

oo:... :thinking:

Ok..the headache is back.

csshih said:

Ok..the headache is back.

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Hey, but I guess if any of these work, you're golden!

brucec said:

Hey, but I guess if any of these work, you're golden!

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By "work," do you mean getting a date; or getting slapped across the face?

Monocrom said:

By "work," do you mean getting a date; or getting slapped across the face?

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I think I mean getting a date, or at least some kind of understanding of the joke. Anyway, like most things, I don't know what I'm talking about. :shakehead

Since the only place this thread is going is here

I'm closing it.