Last night, I heard a strange sound outside. Sounded like something was decompressing. Went outside, nothing... Heard it behind me. Turned on the U/S and spotted a trespasser in my backyard.
I immediately assumed a defensive position and illuminated he-who-dares-to-invade-my-space.
OK, it was a raccoon. On his back. Rolling around and grooming his cojones. Not once did he acknowledge my existence. My powerful UltraStinger might as well have been a birthday candle. Three feet from his head the mighty torched blazed upon the bandit's face... as I asked him why he was tearing up my lawn over the past few weeks.
Smarmy *******. He kept licking his you-know-whats..
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I immediately assumed a defensive position and illuminated he-who-dares-to-invade-my-space.
OK, it was a raccoon. On his back. Rolling around and grooming his cojones. Not once did he acknowledge my existence. My powerful UltraStinger might as well have been a birthday candle. Three feet from his head the mighty torched blazed upon the bandit's face... as I asked him why he was tearing up my lawn over the past few weeks.
Smarmy *******. He kept licking his you-know-whats..
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif