it's a flashlight or a watergun...typo's and bad grammar

Linger · Aug 3, 2009

I just came across this and wanted to share it:
" Powered by 4 ultra high intensity LED's. This light cuts right threw the water!"

Any typo's, incorrect grammar, or otherwise entertaining descriptions?

DaFABRICATA · Aug 3, 2009

There is a thread about engrish somewhere around here that is pretty funny.

Scotty007 · Aug 3, 2009

If you enjoy terrible attempts at the English language...read ANYTHING from Fenix... :popcorn:

csshih · Aug 3, 2009

Scotty007 said:
If you enjoy terrible attempts at the English language...read ANYTHING from Fenix...

oooohhh diss..... :grin2:

SFG2Lman · Aug 3, 2009

from the charger i received with my solarforce light "Forbids to Nvert" (i think they mean "don't put your batteries in backwards") :sssh:

nbp · Aug 3, 2009

An it's-so-funny-you-might-wet-yourself-website...

Engrish

You can't make this stuff up. :sssh:

Linger · Aug 3, 2009

Some funny english-as-first-language stuff too though I'm sure. I posted that first quote from Batteryjunction's description.

-Linger

Black Rose · Aug 3, 2009

Here's a beauty from the description of a Solarforce IR P60 drop-in as found on eBay:

Enable you to convert your Surefire flashlight to IR illuminator
After convention your flashlight light is invisible for normally, the Light of this flashlight is visible when you use
the night vision goggles, video or digital camera, IR, night vision camera or equipment
Strict quality control by Solarfroce, quality is ensured.

kosPap · Aug 5, 2009

hey this one mentions a flashlight but cpould notunderstand anything more than it has to do with a mental illness of somekind.

hhttp://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/07/crazy.jpg

guess they are onto us....

DimeRazorback · Aug 5, 2009

Haha Black Rose that was a good one!!!
:crackup:

Hrvoje · Aug 7, 2009

What is "american aviation material" ?!

http://www.ecvv.com/product/1782191.html

Hrvoje

Linger · Aug 7, 2009

wow, I don't even know where to begin commenting on that one.

Black Rose · Aug 7, 2009

All your lights are belong to us

dudemar · Aug 7, 2009

kosPap said:
hey this one mentions a flashlight but cpould notunderstand anything more than it has to do with a mental illness of somekind.

hhttp://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/07/crazy.jpg

guess they are onto us....

It reads like a translation using one of those language translation programs. Weird.

DM51 · Aug 12, 2009

Even well-intentioned humor can sometimes come across as unfair mockery, and cause offense. This thread has been rather misdirected, and it's time it closed now.

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