Stainless
Flashlight Enthusiast
Question: How many message board posters does it take to change a light bulb?
1 forum newbie opens a thread and asks how to change a light bulb.
5 minutes later an experienced forum member posts detailed instructions.
5 other members post their similar experiences changing light bulbs.
7 report on other methods for changing light bulbs.
3 point out the typos and grammar mistakes in the light bulb posts.
8 members are upset about the grammar experts.
9 write that this is not the right place for discussing light bulbs and this
discussion should be carried on in old.lite.bulb.
10 defend the thread, since we all use light bulbs and this thread therefore belongs in this forum.
21 members debate which light bulb changing method is superior, where the best light bulbs can be purchased, which kind of light bulb is best and which brands are bad quality.
6 post URLs which show light bulbs.
5 say that the previous URLs are wrong and post the right addresses.
14 respond with "Me 2." or "ur stupid" without bothering to quote.
7 announce that they will leave the forum because they can't stand these constant light bulb discussions.
1 member suggest starting a newsgroup change.old.lite.bulb.
2 say that a cold fusion folder has already been set up for this topic.
4 suggest that the posters read the light bulb FAQ.
5 members point out old threads that have already handled this topic.
Answer: It takes 109 forum members to change one light bulb.
1 forum newbie opens a thread and asks how to change a light bulb.
5 minutes later an experienced forum member posts detailed instructions.
5 other members post their similar experiences changing light bulbs.
7 report on other methods for changing light bulbs.
3 point out the typos and grammar mistakes in the light bulb posts.
8 members are upset about the grammar experts.
9 write that this is not the right place for discussing light bulbs and this
discussion should be carried on in old.lite.bulb.
10 defend the thread, since we all use light bulbs and this thread therefore belongs in this forum.
21 members debate which light bulb changing method is superior, where the best light bulbs can be purchased, which kind of light bulb is best and which brands are bad quality.
6 post URLs which show light bulbs.
5 say that the previous URLs are wrong and post the right addresses.
14 respond with "Me 2." or "ur stupid" without bothering to quote.
7 announce that they will leave the forum because they can't stand these constant light bulb discussions.
1 member suggest starting a newsgroup change.old.lite.bulb.
2 say that a cold fusion folder has already been set up for this topic.
4 suggest that the posters read the light bulb FAQ.
5 members point out old threads that have already handled this topic.
Answer: It takes 109 forum members to change one light bulb.