I'm on another cold burglary call today and while walking through his house he mentions that he sells safety equipment.
"What kind?" I ask.
"Oh, reflective vests, air filter masks, cones, flashlights..."
(This is where you insert the sound of a record coming to a screeching halt on the turntable. You DO remember records, right?)
I play it kind of cool and ask "What kind?"
"Dorcy," he said.
(Now insert the "Sad Trombone" sound...)
Later, he wants to show me some of his products, that he's amazed at the amount of the tactical lights available.
I humor him because I feel bad because #1, his house got burglarized and #2, he's selling DORCY lights...
I'm a snob, right?
Anyway, he asked to see what I carry so I show him my light. He was impressed and asked who made it.
"Oh, some fella out of Alabama. He makes great stuff," I say, then show him the MD4 body with the MCE drop-in.
He said he's trying to sell lights to people that don't want to pay Surefire prices.
Fair enough. (I think he wanted to sell me one at a discount. Now, had he been selling McGizmos this would have been a MUCH different post... )
On another note, Surefire related to boot, a co-worker was sitting next to me in roll call and picked up my M4/Milky.
He was pretty impressed and asked me where I got it. Then he told me that when he was in Iraq somebody from the 10th Mountain Division was giving away Surefires to the troops. He just got in line and snagged one.
Free Surefires? Yay!
You have to be in Iraq to get it? Not so much.
"What kind?" I ask.
"Oh, reflective vests, air filter masks, cones, flashlights..."
(This is where you insert the sound of a record coming to a screeching halt on the turntable. You DO remember records, right?)
I play it kind of cool and ask "What kind?"
"Dorcy," he said.
(Now insert the "Sad Trombone" sound...)
Later, he wants to show me some of his products, that he's amazed at the amount of the tactical lights available.
I humor him because I feel bad because #1, his house got burglarized and #2, he's selling DORCY lights...
I'm a snob, right?
Anyway, he asked to see what I carry so I show him my light. He was impressed and asked who made it.
"Oh, some fella out of Alabama. He makes great stuff," I say, then show him the MD4 body with the MCE drop-in.
He said he's trying to sell lights to people that don't want to pay Surefire prices.
Fair enough. (I think he wanted to sell me one at a discount. Now, had he been selling McGizmos this would have been a MUCH different post... )
On another note, Surefire related to boot, a co-worker was sitting next to me in roll call and picked up my M4/Milky.
He was pretty impressed and asked me where I got it. Then he told me that when he was in Iraq somebody from the 10th Mountain Division was giving away Surefires to the troops. He just got in line and snagged one.
Free Surefires? Yay!
You have to be in Iraq to get it? Not so much.
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