Re: Crime doesn\'t pay
On a more serious note, my dad was mugged once. He had just come out of a bank and was on his way to his car. At first, he thought the guy was going to try to strong-arm him and my dear old dad was prepared to fight him for the money, but then the mugger pulled a 45. Thankfully my dad gave up the money immediately upon looking down that barrel. The mugger then wanted my dad to get in his car with the mugger. My dad figured if he got in the car with the mugger, he would be directed to drive somewhere more secluded and once there, he would be killed. For this reason, my dad refused to get in the car. He said you've got my money but there is no way in hell I'm getting in that car with you. My dad figured he had a much better chance of surviving where he was. Even if he did get shot, it would be better to be shot on a city street outside of a bank than in the middle of nowhere. After a short argument (as the street got more busy), the mugger ran off.
My dad was at first relieved to have gotten out of this situation alive. Next, he was pissed off. He got in his car and starting looking for the guy. He was planning on running him over. He never did find him and so instead he went and reported the crime. I am thankful my dad didn't find him because lord only knows what trouble my dad would've gotten into, and I am thankful my dad had the good sense not to get in that car. I am convinced he would no longer be with us if he did.