2012- Action Porn Review

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We put a huge $1.2m, 1200 sq ft home theater system in a local home built early this past spring. The homeowner is the CEO of a company that does the advertising and distribution of moves- film reels and digital copy to theaters, and DVD/Blue-ray to rental stores. The system is complex and requires periodic upgrading and tuning which I do for free, being that we are often invited over to see movies before they are released at the theaters. The highlight of the system is a Meridian 810 projector with a native resolution of 4096x2400, 10 mp, peak light output up to 3500 ANSI lumens. In addition to a PS3 for Blue-ray it is also has a digital cinema player to allow viewing of the media distributed to the theaters. Even with Blue-ray at 1080p it is difficult to see individual pixels when standing right up to the 14 ft screen. And with 2k or 4k, it is impossible to see any pixels, and the image is just incredible. The sound system is just as impressive as the video. Is better than even an IMAX theater. So we could not pass up an invite to see 2012 at 4k resolution last night.

Anyway on the the movie itself. I will start off by saying that this movie is geared more toward people like myself who like a lot of action and special effects, and in that regard it does not disappoint. In fact I will have to say that the CG effects and sound in this movie are some of the best I have ever experienced. The live action picture quality is top notch, right up with such reference material as Transformers, Transformers 2 and The Golden Compass. The clarity and depth are remarkable, the dimensionality is very convincing, the images are stable, razor sharp, and have tons of densely layered detail- you can see just about every grain of dirt and dust whirling even in the darkest shadows. The black levels and contrast balance are superb, and the color rendition is very life-like and natural. The CG rendering with the way that buildings fall and crumble, the way the earth falls apart, and water and waves move is very realistic and life-like. The sound design is just as astonishing. The sound images a full 360 degrees around the room with great front-to-back panning. The dynamic range is incredible, with infrasonics that threaten to tear the walls apart. The spatial details, dynamics, sound pressure levels and overall realism is amazing, a dynamic tour de force. The sound is on par with Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and Master and Commander, definitive references in this area.

The basis of the movie revolves around the belief that The Mayan calender sets the end of the world at Dec .21, 2012. The fact is the real date is 2220, and the calendar just ends and starts over again, does not predict a world ending event. Anyway, it makes a good basis for some Hollywood action material- the planets align, massive solar flares erupt, and the world as we know it comes to an end. The first part of the movie introduces us to the characters, led by John Cusak who plays a limo driver attempting to save his family from the impending doom, by getting them to one of the modern day arks that will save 400,000 people and representative animals from each species from extinction. On the way, they barely escape every conceivable form of annihilation, to the point where it is ridiculously unbelievable in that regard. I had to constantly hush the "oh really now"s from my girlfriend, but could not argue with her on them. Naturally, being a Hollywood movie, they could not kill off most of the main characters, needed them for a feel-good patriotic ending, despite that fact that billions of people, nearly the entire population of the earth just died. There is a good deal of humor throughout, much of it dark, but it had it's moments that were actually funny.

So this movie is a great roller coaster ride of action with a bit of a plot attached to it. If your idea of a good movie is lots of action, special effects, and great sound dynamics they you will probably not be disappointed with 2012, it really delivers in that regard.
 
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Ya I had to find a single 4-number word hidden in a paragraph somewhere to realize it wasn't actually about porn! Great review BTW.
 

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Was there a happy ending............?:shakehead
Did the customer smoke a cig after you handed him the bill......?:whistle:
Waiting for the sequel....2069.....
 

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That must be quite a job you have.

It is, I love it. After getting divorced and getting bought out of the company I owned with my ex, I kind of retired for a year, then decided to go back to doing A/V and home automation. We mostly do work with new home construction, have contracts and advertise with most of the big builders in my area. Get a lot of nice perks from customers as well, kind of trade services. We do a lot of free updating and calibration which most companies charge extra for. In addition to getting to see pre-release movies, the above client also gives us copies of about every movie that comes out on Blue-ray and DVD. He was happy not only with the system and overall install, but also that we were about $200k under budget for all of it, despite it being the most expensive one we have done. Usually we end up going over. Have customers who are lawyers, in medical fields, my mechanic, etc. who give me deals in trade. It is kind of nice.

Was there a happy ending............?:shakehead
Did the customer smoke a cig after you handed him the bill......?:whistle:
Waiting for the sequel....2069.....

LOL
 

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Oh and BTW, "action porn" is what we call movies where the only real merit to the script is the action. Other examples being films such as Armageddon, Predator, Die Hard, you get the idea...
 

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He was happy not only with the system and overall install, but also that we were about $200k under budget for all of it, despite it being the most expensive one we have done.

WOW! Without violating anyone's privacy, if it came in $200K under budget, how the hell much was the actual job?

I can't even imagine a home theater installation of that magnitude, but as they say, riches has its benefits (& commensurate miseries).
 

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WOW! Without violating anyone's privacy, if it came in $200K under budget, how the hell much was the actual job?

Lux, check the 5th word of the OP.

When I first saw the trailer to the movie, I was immediately impressed with the special effects. Every scene seemed to have three or four things going on all at once; from the earth crumbling, to buildings falling to fire erupting everywhere. It is over the top action all the way.
 

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WOW! Without violating anyone's privacy, if it came in $200K under budget, how the hell much was the actual job?

I can't even imagine a home theater installation of that magnitude, but as they say, riches has its benefits (& commensurate miseries).

The whole install- total labor, components, automation, wiring, acoustics, construction, lighting, recliner seating for 24 people, bar/kitchenette w/ popcorn machine and soda fountain, ticket booth, initial set-up and calibration...

$1,245,700

I was really nervous about this one, b/c there are more often than not issues/challenges that come up during the whole process that results in changes being made, which usually makes everything a bit more expensive. With the whole cost and complexity of it, we shot high on the estimate, esp. on the construction end of things. But the whole entire install went surprisingly well, it was scary almost. My biggest concern was with the speakers themselves- $345k of custom-made Leon in-wall hybrid planar ribbon and Eaton Hexacone carbon fiber drivers. Since they were custom made, one-off speakers, I had never heard them before, we only had a set of regular Leon production demos in our shop, and these were way more extravagant. I was also concerned about how well the two massive JL Audio Gotham subwoofers would integrate with the Leons. Also we had to spec an acoustically transparent screen for the front mains to play through that was worthy of the system both audibly and visually. But the speakers are incredibly neutral, smooth, and powerful, and the room acoustics are very well done, so we had to do very little processing and EQing of the system to get it to sound perfect.

Believe it or not, I have seen, and listened to systems, audio only, where just the two main speaker sets were over the cost of this whole install. Sat in a few home theater systems that were more than triple the cost of this one. But once you get to a certain price point, the sonic and visual performance gains become finer and finer. If all you wanted was just a system that performed, without all the fluff, we could build something that comes close for under $100k. My personal dedicated theater in my basement is worth about $80k, and the performance from it is negligible as compared to the $1.2m+ install. A lot of the reason that system was so much was due to the room size- 28ftx40ft. Takes big speakers, big power, and big projector and screen to make the most of it. With good component selection, the right room, set-up, and calibration, it does not take a whole lot of money to build something that sounds great. We do a lot of installs that are around $10k or less, and are good enough to compete with most commercial movie theaters, not accounting for the massive screen, which actually is not necessarily a good thing.

I cringe at all of the HTIB systems at Wal-Mart, etc. Most are just junk, sound like crap, IMO a waste of money. Yeah, I know, there are people on a budget, but I am amazed at how many will buy a $3k+ flat screen, and then only want to spend a couple of hundred on the surround system, not even taking full advantage of what the monitor is capable of, having no concern with bothering to set-up and calibrate the picture on it. Crazy.
 

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Thanks for sharing. It's interesting to me that you bring up home theater in the candlepower forums because these have been my two favorite hobbies for the past several years. I'm finishing up a theater that I've been planning on a limited budget for a long time in a smaller 22' x 16' room. I went with the Infocus IN83 on a 133" screen with 7.1 Monitor Audio GS60/GSLCR/GRFX powered by NAD and a HTPC in a darkened room with acoustic treatment. By taking my time to learn what best suits me and watching for deals, you wouldn't believe how low I've managed to keep the total cost. For as little as I put into it, it's mind blowing.
 

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2012 didn't make an impression on me...at all, I fell asleep after the Aircraft carrier slammed into the white house.

too much graphical animation in my opinion, if the world will end it'll end, without the drama and the antropomorphoc perspective we are inclined to suggest it under...

I'm glad to hear it made an impression on others though, to me its no more impressive as Titanic.
 

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I did not like it either. The animation was a little over board for me. Some of the computer animation looked more cartoonish than real.
 

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Well I got a kick out of it. :thumbsup:

There was sciencey things in it, sort of. :duh2:

Things blew up! :twothumbs

The plane stuff was very exciting. :eek:oo:

People died. :mecry:

Then I had a Titanic flashback.
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The Earth shifted just enough to benefit. :ohgeez:

The dog made it. :rolleyes:

I took a pee break. :thinking:

When it ended I was happy enough with the movie. :shrug:
 

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I liked the CGI effects but it is just unbelievable. specially the 25,000 ft high tsunami reaching the himalayas... c'mon what weed did they smoke?
 
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