Twas the Night Before Christmas

BigD64

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Twas the night before Christmas and Rudolph was out,
His incandescent filaments failed his snout,
Santa was fuming, ready to quit for the night,
Size 15's the Elf, had some insight,
Why use incandescent when LED would do,
So he called up Malkoff and Surefire too,
They got together and quick as a flash,
Put together a light for the midnight dash,
Santa was grateful and back full of cheer,
"No coal for the CPFer's this year!"

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year :party:, and Happy Holidays

BigD64
 

alfreddajero

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VA Beach.
Merry Xmas to you and yours....read this to my wife and she laughed with me. Hilariously nice poem.
 

hyperloop

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In keeping with the theme:-

Twas the night before Christmas when Santa had a fright
Realizing he had to climb down chimneys, without a light!
All the light they had was on Rudolph's incandescent snout
And but pull, twist as they tried, it wouldn't come out!
Santa was worried, ready to quit for the night,
Crippled by his fear of being without light.
Till one of his elves, internet trained and full of himself
Said to Santa, "I've got a solution, and i'll do it myself!"
CPF trained, armed with ideas and instructions,
A handful of LEDs and that elf hastily started construction.
A creation sublime, did he invent,
Something that would handily fit the chimney vent.
Runtimes infinite and output levels galore,
He now became the subject of Santa's adore.
So Christmas was saved by this tiny little elf,
Who built Santa a light, all by himself.


Merry Christmas CPF, hope all your stockings are stuffed to the brim.
 
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