Tombeis
Enlightened
WHY MEN HAVE DOGS:
The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs can't talk.
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
If your dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
A dog will not wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs can't talk.
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
If your dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
A dog will not wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
