Eh?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these
dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes out it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going
to look up there anyway?

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

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Tomas said:
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

My freezer has a light! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?

Yes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif


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[ QUOTE ]
Tomas said:

What do you call male ballerinas?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


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Ballerino

I asked that on the labor and delivery floor at the local hospital last year...none of the new mom's thought it was funny. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/twak.gif
But I did /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

-Jason

The secret of baby-oil (zipped shockwave flash file)... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon15.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/faint.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/twak.gif

Some more things to wonder about... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thinking.gif

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Hmmmm....

Why do the drive through ATMs have braille instructions?

Does a car alarm go off or on when it starts to make that obnoxious noise?

If rabbits don't lay eggs, where does the Easter Bunny get its eggs?

Why are the urinals in Tomorrowland manual-flush while the urinals in Frontierland have infra-red sensors?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?

Hey Bart, that shockwave file was a little, how shall I say it, ummm...rough? I thought it was funny, being a cartoon and all, but the missus, well, that's another story....



Ed.

Why are buildings called "buildings" when they're already through building them?
They oughtta be called "builts".

Why is there a sign posted at the drive thru that says "Picture Menus available"?

Why do women wear a pair of panties but only one bra?

Why do they call it "taking" a dump?
Arent I leaving it? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smoker5.gif

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

Is there another word for synonym?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Brightnorm

Do bacteria multiply or divide?

Is it colder in New York than in the Fall?

Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

I'm laughing so hard I have a pain in my "assteroids"

Tom

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Just how many Moths does it take to fill up a box of Mothballs? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Would you use recycled toilet paper?

What does a dog do on his day off?