I swear, the next time I fly out of LAX, I'll be wearing a tight bathing suit, mesh tank top, and Teva sandals!
Or just go the opposite and wear my Nomex issue flightsuit, steel toe Aircrew boots, Nomex gloves, and my SRU-21/P survival vest with smoke hood or BlackHawk Omega tactical vest minus the "dangerous items" . Maybe even my HGU-33 Flight Helmet ! (all in the interest of PERSONAL SAFETY of course) I mean if they are gonna search you, you might as well make it interesting......