As is often the case at the medical institute I attend, the lovely young ladies required the aggressive intervention of a manly man to rescue . . . their snacks. Seems the demon vending machine had cheated them out of their quarters, dimes, and nickels. One poor damsel in distress had fed the machine $4 of her precious coins. Yet still the vile thing refused to dispense the sustenance she required to master her lessons for the day. It held two snacks, not just one, that rightfully belonged to her.
Try as the other maidens might, they could not budge the snacks from the uncaring creature. No matter what they tried, nothing was achieved. That is until the knight known as Mono of Crom, approached the creature. Quickly the small group of lovely young maidens explained the situation. Our brave hero had dealt with such evil beings before. Often, brutal manly aggression and a shoulder of steel was all it took. But our hero could see that this particular creature of vending was weak and pathetic. No manly shoulder was needed. A manly fist would more than suffice. And thus our hero struck the creature repeatedly in one spot. The constant, concentrated, shock was all it took. In seconds, the cowardly creature gave up its booty of snacks belonging to one of the maidens.
The fair maidens knew what was needed to fix the problem . . . They needed a man. Thankfully, one was around. The maidens showered our hero with praise and thanks. It was all he required. The hungry maiden thus fed, all was well again.
Translation:
Vending machine was acting up. A group of girls tried everything to get the stuck snacks out of it. I walked up to get a snack, saw the problem, and fixed it by pounding on the plexi-glass front with my fist. I pounded in a certain spot that caused vibrations to very slowly shake the snacks loose. I'm great at getting stuck snacks out of vending machines. (Call it a gift.) Usually I slam my shoulder into the front of the machines several times until the snacks fall out. This time, I only had to use the bottom of my fist to get the job done. And the ladies were indeed thankful and happy that I came along.
Ah, it's good to be the man. :thumbsup:
Try as the other maidens might, they could not budge the snacks from the uncaring creature. No matter what they tried, nothing was achieved. That is until the knight known as Mono of Crom, approached the creature. Quickly the small group of lovely young maidens explained the situation. Our brave hero had dealt with such evil beings before. Often, brutal manly aggression and a shoulder of steel was all it took. But our hero could see that this particular creature of vending was weak and pathetic. No manly shoulder was needed. A manly fist would more than suffice. And thus our hero struck the creature repeatedly in one spot. The constant, concentrated, shock was all it took. In seconds, the cowardly creature gave up its booty of snacks belonging to one of the maidens.
The fair maidens knew what was needed to fix the problem . . . They needed a man. Thankfully, one was around. The maidens showered our hero with praise and thanks. It was all he required. The hungry maiden thus fed, all was well again.
Translation:
Vending machine was acting up. A group of girls tried everything to get the stuck snacks out of it. I walked up to get a snack, saw the problem, and fixed it by pounding on the plexi-glass front with my fist. I pounded in a certain spot that caused vibrations to very slowly shake the snacks loose. I'm great at getting stuck snacks out of vending machines. (Call it a gift.) Usually I slam my shoulder into the front of the machines several times until the snacks fall out. This time, I only had to use the bottom of my fist to get the job done. And the ladies were indeed thankful and happy that I came along.
Ah, it's good to be the man. :thumbsup:
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