I made up some new jokes this morning.

Jay R

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I walked past the Financial Times this morning and I had the headline about Steve Jobs resigning and all of a sudden these jokes started coming to me. First was about Apple now losing the core of their business ( A bit obvious ). By the time I got back to my desk I was wondering if he is now going to change his name to Steve No-Jobs. Then I thought that the board kicked him out because he wanted to merge with the telephone company Orange and, everyone knows, you can't add apples and oranges. ( Another obvious one.)

Then the best one came to me, I Googled it and got zero hits so this must be an original.

Did you know that Apple are going to release a 3D version of the ipad. You have to wear special glasses so they are calling it the 4eyes pad.

Wanted to post it in a public discussion just so's I can say I thought of it first.

I'm on a roll today....
 

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Old Navy is reporting a surplus of black turtlenecks and old man jeans.
 

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By the time I got back to my desk I was wondering if he is now going to change his name to Steve No-Jobs.


He made one final product before he reigned... he named it.... iQuit

I might be sent a subpoena to the ITC court for using his iQuit.
 
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