Jay R
Flashlight Enthusiast
I walked past the Financial Times this morning and I had the headline about Steve Jobs resigning and all of a sudden these jokes started coming to me. First was about Apple now losing the core of their business ( A bit obvious ). By the time I got back to my desk I was wondering if he is now going to change his name to Steve No-Jobs. Then I thought that the board kicked him out because he wanted to merge with the telephone company Orange and, everyone knows, you can't add apples and oranges. ( Another obvious one.)
Then the best one came to me, I Googled it and got zero hits so this must be an original.
Did you know that Apple are going to release a 3D version of the ipad. You have to wear special glasses so they are calling it the 4eyes pad.
Wanted to post it in a public discussion just so's I can say I thought of it first.
I'm on a roll today....
Then the best one came to me, I Googled it and got zero hits so this must be an original.
Did you know that Apple are going to release a 3D version of the ipad. You have to wear special glasses so they are calling it the 4eyes pad.
Wanted to post it in a public discussion just so's I can say I thought of it first.
I'm on a roll today....