If Jimmie cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the
universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can
you just be whelmed?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he
doesn't usually wear any pants?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter
side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?--
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the
universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can
you just be whelmed?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he
doesn't usually wear any pants?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter
side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?--