News Flash! Mag announced some time in the future that they will no longer be selling to brick & mortar* or any type of dealer whatsoever. In an undisclosed deal with TV Guide whose subscriptions have been falling anyway, Mag will be providing flashlights and replacement parts as a supplement with TV guide deliveries. For your order, you simply contact Mag via Telex and place your order.
When queried about this radical change in marketing strategy, Mag officials were heard to credit clever and sage consumers and customers for showing them the way. Special credit is also given to Mrs. Brady's second grade class in Encino who did a special demographic model on lumination tool densities based on per capita and toothpaste brands. The TV Guide program was a natural extension of their findings.
Mag's only concern is that they be second guessed by CPF members and possibly undermined as a result. With new patents in the application stages sighting wonderous new devices known as flashlights consisting of a battery and light producing lamps, Mag is confident that they can prevail on the inexpensive imports as well as domestic manufacturers whos use of technology has somewhat outpaced Mag in the recent years.
This news alert was going to be titled "Mag Flashlight to stop using customers" but unfortunately the truth of this claim has not been verified by additional sources. Although unsubstantiated, Mag is rumored to be concerned that now that the customers are bored with their flashlights, the customers might start concentrating on Mag as a manufacturer and supplier. Mag is not interested in being engaged in such a manner and is again "rumored" to be opting for removal of the customer from the equation.
* There may be an exemption for sheet rock and aluminum siding in the more rural areas where TV Guide is not available
When queried about this radical change in marketing strategy, Mag officials were heard to credit clever and sage consumers and customers for showing them the way. Special credit is also given to Mrs. Brady's second grade class in Encino who did a special demographic model on lumination tool densities based on per capita and toothpaste brands. The TV Guide program was a natural extension of their findings.
Mag's only concern is that they be second guessed by CPF members and possibly undermined as a result. With new patents in the application stages sighting wonderous new devices known as flashlights consisting of a battery and light producing lamps, Mag is confident that they can prevail on the inexpensive imports as well as domestic manufacturers whos use of technology has somewhat outpaced Mag in the recent years.
This news alert was going to be titled "Mag Flashlight to stop using customers" but unfortunately the truth of this claim has not been verified by additional sources. Although unsubstantiated, Mag is rumored to be concerned that now that the customers are bored with their flashlights, the customers might start concentrating on Mag as a manufacturer and supplier. Mag is not interested in being engaged in such a manner and is again "rumored" to be opting for removal of the customer from the equation.
* There may be an exemption for sheet rock and aluminum siding in the more rural areas where TV Guide is not available
