Top 10 reasons to own an MBI flashlight

the_guy_with_no_name

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I'll reserve post number 2 to keep a list of the top X reasons.

Allow me to post the first...
"How many other flashlight makers do you know of that have unicorns as helpers ?" ;) :duh2:

Tgwnn
 

stevenkelby

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OK I'll come up with 10 :)

10. Exclusivity. You won't meet anyone else with one.

9. Longevity. It will last a lifetime.

8. Functionality. Does what it's supposed to do, brilliantly.

7. Class leading. The brightest light with the smallest size and weight, in the world!

6. Design. Beautiful, gorgeous lights.

5. Amazing value. You can pay a lot more money for a lot less light. Guy's lights are superb value for money.

4. Communication. Any contact is answered quickly, thoroughly and professionally.

3. Supports CPF. Some great people here :)

2. Be part of something great, not just a customer but a supporter of Guy's work. Have some input, he really listens and cares!

1. You get to deal with Guy!

Steve :)
 

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How many other light makers have their own Ti delivery system tunnel where Ti Torpedos will be delivered in 42 minutes or less?


How many other light makers have their own theme song?

:whistle:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, MatchBox Instruments Incorporated.

We're gonna do it!

Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make (TWGNN) Guys dreams come true.
Doin' it our way.

Nothin's gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead
and on the track now.
We're gonna make Guy's dreams come true,
Doin' our way.

There is nothing he won't try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there's no stopping GUY!
We're gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream
and we just know now,
Guy's gonna make our dream come true.

And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all of Guy's dreams come true,

And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For us and Guy. :whistle::whistle:

(and the unicorns too............................)
 

Megatrowned

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MBI products are miniature, portable doomsday devices. Delivering death dealing blows to darkness globally!
And who wouldent want their own doomsday device?

Oh ya, and their AWESOME!

And products like the 'Torpedo, Nuke, and HF' would totally be something Invader Zim would use.


"Doomie doomie" - Gir
 

DBCstm

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MBI Products are simply the best designed most well thought out lighting instruments with the absolute best customer satisfaction warranty in the business. With initial offerings in the miniature/sub-miniature personal EDC class, new products are constantly in the design process to fulfill the needs of every "family member" in the MBI database, which of course means any and every flashaholic that lives on the planet is entitled to a Personal Commitment by the President, CEO, Owner and Operator of the business himself, The Guy With No Name. All issues are taken seriously, any possible combination is carefully looked at towards providing for the Greater Good. With such great lengths being reached as part of daily operation, and extensive testing being carried out in wayward vacation resorts across the land, the MBI is guaranteed to perform equal to or in excess of any/all expectations or your money back. Excellent reasoning to purchase the best of the best! :)
 

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top 10 reasons:

1 - Incredibly Awesome
2 - Incredibly Bright
3 - Incerdibly small
4 - Awesome
5 - Awesome
6 - Smallest lights with a control ring
7 - Awesome
8 - Never before seen range of compact batteries
9 - Awesome
10 - Material choice
11 - SSN serial #'s
12 - Awesome
13 - Real Awesome
14 - Coolest small light on the market
15- Awesome
16 - It's a custom light
17 - One of the only custom lights for which the whole creation process has been shared on CPF
19 - Awesome
20 - Real practical while redefining the pocket rocket

But more seriously:

500 or more lumen output in a light small enough to swallow
Brightest keychain sized light that can use up to 3 different chemistries and 2 different Li-ion sizes
Smallest light with a control ring
Available in many different materials (still waiting on unobtanium, though)
Available in cool, neutral, high CRI
Built-in protecion for Li-ion batteries
Only flashlight that has started a community even before release so far
Coolest case on the market

[EDIT] : Almost forgot the top top reason: this light had me digging all the way through to Japan and now to Australia with a bypass in Texas.
 
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the_guy_with_no_name

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Thanks for the brilliant posts!

At this rate, I may have to adjust the title to the "Top 100 reasons!"

Tgwnn :bow:
 

Cataract

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Save some time and just go for "Top reasons to own an MBI product". We can always have a vote from the enumerations and keep the top 10 or 4000 for post 2

I also forgot:
shipping packaging also usable as an accessory
 

Esko

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1. cutting edge technology
2. cutting edge customer support
3. the details
4. incredibly small
5. incredibly bright
6. beautiful designs
7. active communication, truly listens to customers; possibility to make suggestions and follow new models being developed
8. legoability, plenty of possibilities to mix and match
9. some customization has also been possible
10. from a flashaholic, to flashaholics

Guy, thanks for the XM-L head and the extra switch. I am sorry that I haven't written you yet (there is a little note on the corner of the monitor, among other notes...). I'll do that somewhere in near future. That is a promise! I also have quite a lot of pages in HF and Torpedo threads to read, they are very active... And perhaps I haven't been that active here lately.

Keep up the good work! :thumbsup:
 

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Pumping Iron (1977) is a great movie about Arnold Schwarzenegger training for the Mr. Universe contest. At one point, they ask him if he likes women and his answer is classic: "I like tall women and short women. I like skinny women and fat women. I like blonds and brunettes. Etc." I'm the same way with lights. I like throwy lights and floody lights. I like bright lights and dim lights. But just as history has shown that Arnold has a weakness for Mexican maids, I have a weakness for small lights. Especially small bright lights that have a great design and excellent fit and finish.
 

ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond

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I don't have 10 reasons as I just got my HF-R SS in the mail last night but here are a few:

1) Because, in true entrepreneurial fashion, you had a vision that almost everybody here said you could never achieve and you did it. You had your own batteries made that could handle a high current load in a tiny physical size. And you persevered until you achieved your goals. That is something to be proud of.
2) You've got THE brightest dang little light out there.
3) You came up with a really cool switching mechanism (you better patent that baby fast as others will steal it!)

That's all I have for now - can't wait for the X run to come through.
 
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