I figured how to stop time

raggie33

*the raggedier*
Joined
Aug 11, 2003
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its simple just order a flashlight and the time it gets delivered will stop.got me 2 new batterys and a light and it took so long
 

TEEJ

Flashaholic
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Jan 12, 2012
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NJ
Wasting it is not the same as stopping it. If ordering the light actually stopped time, you would never get it.

You can perceive it as slowing down though.

:D

At least that's what the mute said to the deaf guy.
 

Norman

Newly Enlightened
Joined
May 21, 2011
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161
Location
Canada
You CAN stop time!

The first light & battery I ever ordered three years ago never arrived. I tracked the package to Canada, then customs checked it for a day and put it back into the system. It sat there for WEEKS. I finally asked the company I purchased them from to check up on it. They eventually shipped me a new set.

I now have two new rules. Never purchase a light AND batteries in the same package; and never purchase things in the last three months of the year. Some crook might consider them a nice Christmas gift.

I seem to recall a letter that was delivered 70 years late, so I'm still hopeful that I might still receive my light. Found it! Namao man gets letter 69 years late
 
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