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    'Controversial' subject:

    Chivalry is not dead. It's just that overzealous women's equality activists saw it as demeaning and subjective; thus they demanded that we men let them do everything themselves because "they can".
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    I dont get this thread I thought it was just who posted last, but there seems to be more to it than that, and its a bit, I dont even....
    I blame CPF for handing me the dope and whispering, "the first one's free....."
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnthonyMcEwen View Post
    I dont get this thread I thought it was just who posted last, but there seems to be more to it than that, and its a bit, I dont even....
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    Exactly!

    This thread is really high end art


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    Quote Originally Posted by dc38 View Post
    'Controversial' subject:

    Chivalry is not dead. It's just that overzealous women's equality activists saw it as demeaning and subjective; thus they demanded that we men let them do everything themselves because "they can".

    Chivalry calls for the strongest to serve and honor the weakest, realizing that the other option is for the strongest to dominate and abuse the weakest. Chivalry is one of the things that separates us from gorillas and wolves and rats. We, as chivalrous men, are called to use our strength in service to women, children, the infirm, and the elderly.

    ~ Matt Walsh
    Last edited by Chauncey Gardiner; 01-26-2014 at 08:54 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orbital View Post
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    Exactly!

    This thread is really high end art



    Didn't that piece go for, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...... something like $3mil at the NY auction?


    Goodnight folks, see you (The Man Upstairs willing) in a few hours. Gonna catch some Z's!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey Gardiner View Post
    When do you people sleep?
    I posted that Dunhill marshmallows bit and went to work, then after a morning's sleep find you guys have already advanced the page count; guess I wasn't the only one hard at work..

    Also, to clarify: Star doesn't smoke. Star's mom smoked. Star's mom has little ball bearings in her lungs so the radiation spot cooks better. Don't be like Star's mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZPops View Post
    When I get back from Wal*Mart, and finish making my new hat. May be we otta start an "Insomniac Anonymous" group?
    Might as well just make me the President right now. Seriously, I usually doze off when most are getting up... after having slept in.
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    You guys have been busy! Seems like I got second watch, the quiet one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cataract View Post
    You guys have been busy! Seems like I got second watch, the quiet one...
    Guess we'll have to make some noise.
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    EXACTLY @ CHANCE. People forget that chivalry is defending the weak, who are obviously not necessarily women. However, CERTAIN PEOPLE are too sensitive and generalize the weak to be women (I personally disagree with this view)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post
    Guess we'll have to make some noise.
    Great time for target practice, then

    Is that noisy enough or should I borrow a .50 cal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cataract View Post
    Great time for target practice, then

    Is that noisy enough or should I borrow a .50 cal?
    get a .68 elephant gun
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    -Guilty until proven innocent.
    -If it can be conceived by humans, then it can be unravelled by humans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post
    Guess we'll have to make some noise.


    Sheeez, make him President, inks not even dry yet! ... And he's already hoop'in and holler'in! ..... LOL






    BTW MR. EL'PRESIDANTE, Wal*Mart's got Heavy-Duty tin-foil! Bought enough to make me and C.G. double layered hats, covered the whole roof of the Eagle with the stuff, and still had some left over to make Calvin a coat!
    Last edited by AZPops; 01-26-2014 at 09:05 PM.

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    Ha! You got the cheap stuff simply marketed as Heavy-duty.

    As President, my first order of business is to abolish all naps. They don't work anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post
    Ha! You got the cheap stuff simply market as Heavy-duty.

    As President, my first order of business is to abolish all naps. They don't work anyway.

    I hate to tell you this, but before you can do that. Proper forms need to be filled out, all signed in triplicate, notarized, sniffed by Calvin to confirm the documents authenticity, then voted on by the collective.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZPops View Post
    I hate to tell you this, but before you can do that. Proper forms need to be filled out, all signed in triplicate, notarized, sniffed by Calvin to confirm the documents authenticity, then voted on by the collective.
    I'm abolishing the collective congress, putting into place Marshall law, and taking full responsibility for protecting the other nocturnal members. Now that that's out of the way, new curfew is 9 O'clock. Everyone in bed no earlier than 9am.
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    OK since things are getting a bit serious for some of yah'all with all this "Insomniac Anonymous" political drama. Thought I'd lighten things up a bit ....


    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
    ____________________________________
    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    __________________________________________
    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    ____________________________________________
    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    __________________________________
    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
    __________________________________________
    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    _______________________________________
    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    ________________________________
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
    ______________________________________
    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
    ______________________________
    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
    Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    ___________________________________
    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
    __________________________________
    PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
    Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

    Hope you brought your flashlight!



    Last edited by AZPops; 01-27-2014 at 04:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZPops View Post
    OK since things are getting a bit serious for some of yah'all with all this "Insomniac Anonymous" political drama. Thought I'd lighten things up a bit ....


    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
    ____________________________________
    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    __________________________________________
    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    ____________________________________________
    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    __________________________________
    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
    __________________________________________
    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    _______________________________________
    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    ________________________________
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
    ______________________________________
    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
    ______________________________
    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
    Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    ___________________________________
    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
    __________________________________
    PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
    Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

    Hope you brought your flashlight!



    You're my new Minister of Entertainment. It pays well, and all the aspiring young starlets know they'll have to cater to your whims if they want to be famous.
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    Monocrom's official title will be El Presidente Superfluous.

    ~ Chance
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey Gardiner View Post
    Monocrom's official title will be El Presidente Superfluous.

    ~ Chance
    You make it sound so good... Hello Minister of Propaganda.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post
    You're my new Minister of Entertainment. It pays well, and all the aspiring young starlets know they'll have to cater to your whims if they want to be famous.
    I was going to put a motion on the floor to recognize the junior ambassador from New Zealand, but I don't think she'll ever be a royal, it's just not in her blood..


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    Minister of Propaganda! That sounds great, THANKS! I was thinking you'd be mad at me for poking fun at you for quoting all of Pop's post. But no, you're a bigger man than that.........wonder who this is pulling up in my driveway, in a big black suburban, with the windows blacked-out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monocrom View Post
    You're my new Minister of Entertainment. It pays well, and all the aspiring young starlets know they'll have to cater to your whims if they want to be famous.
    Minister of Jestice would be more fitting, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey Gardiner View Post
    Monocrom's official title will be El Presidente Superfluous.

    ~ Chance
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    El Presidente Superfluous has a gigantic secret ~



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    Quote Originally Posted by AZPops View Post
    C.G. Congrats! I'm sending the keyboardist to pick you's up! .....
    Instrument specific tableture ending progression by ear: x35453, x54555, 079899(or 069899)
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    -Guilty until proven innocent.
    -If it can be conceived by humans, then it can be unravelled by humans.

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    Originally Posted by AZPops
    C.G. Congrats! I'm sending the keyboardist to pick you's up! .....


    SCHWING!

    Thanks Pops!
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    Quote Originally Posted by StarHalo View Post
    I was going to put a motion on the floor to recognize the junior ambassador from New Zealand, but I don't think she'll ever be a royal, it's just not in her blood..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey Gardiner View Post
    Minister of Propaganda! That sounds great, THANKS! I was thinking you'd be mad at me for poking fun at you for quoting all of Pop's post. But no, you're a bigger man than that.........wonder who this is pulling up in my driveway, in a big black suburban, with the windows blacked-out?

    ~ Chance
    Oh they're just there to take you to your new office... Trust me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dc38 View Post
    Minister of Jestice would be more fitting, no?
    You're my Minister of Justice.

    I'll fax over a list of all the members I want you to... "detain."

    Just for a few years... For security reasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orbital View Post
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    El Presidente Superfluous has a gigantic secret ~
    Now see, that's what I mean. Muck-rakers pretending that their articles are "Journalism."

    I was born in '75. Not 1972. I'm not over 40. That's just terrible how they lie. Lying is now a fine-able offense. $1,000 or 1,000 hours of community service.
    "The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!" - John Cleese.

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